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Oh yes, the very best series in the ******** world... NOT!!!! I don't care how many of you fags that like twilight try and say its the best freaking series in the world and curse me out blah blah. Go whine to someone who cares. Stephanie Mayer and the series must burn with no hope of survival! For all of you fags that say that i didn't read any of the books, well i read the first one. IT SUCKED!!!!! I bet you are the same people that listen to Tokyo Hotel. I am sorry, well not really that you guys listen to the gay crap and not Slayer!!! so help me god if you guys say that
Slayer is satanic you will die. Oh and if anyone of you Emo kids coming crying and yelling at me cause its a good book series and the song is wrong, I got a great song for you!The Emo Song Ok, back on topic now. Alright lets get some things straight. As a Vampire they don't go after teenagers and they burn in sunlight. I am sorry, but a normal vampire like from the World of Darkness book series, burn when they get hit by sunlight or a UV light. Also with the entire teenager thing, vampires don't go after little kids because its against the code they have. They have to be a certain age that and most kindred lose most connections to the human world. They don't go to high schools. That and they don't come out during daytime and they have to sleep. I mean come on! recently when i was with a few of my friends i was reading Vampire Wars: The Von Carstein Trilogy. In the first book one of the main characters name was Isabella. I was reading it and i had to point out the difference to my girlfriend's friend between a real vampire and a fake gay vampire. I made her read they passage and she was absolutely shocked at how they really acted, she tried her best to hide it but failed. Then she had to point out that the main characters name was Isabella and a damn near slammed her face through the wall that was next to us. Then i was reading recently one of the World of darkness books and one of the human character name was Bella, I damn near burnt the book! Most of you think that i have anger issues with a stupid reason, well i don't. The book is gay as hell, along with Edward. Thats another thing, NO DAMN MAN IS PERFECT AND EVERYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is worshipped in my school like a god by guys and girls. My girlfriend even worships him too... I almost broke up with her because she read the series, but i am making her read Vampire wars cause she read Twilight. I am done ranting now, so you can stop reading. Oh if I lose any of my friends on Gaia sorry it had to happen this way, over a freaking book...
