1.Place books on table in your room. Hang flashlight from ceiling. Turn on. Never turn off.
2.Never place Twilight books on the floor.
3.Never fold the pages down. Always use Twilight related bookmarks.
4.Never curse when talking about the books.
5.Never say you hate a character. Always remember: They are vampires, and they will eat you.
6.Never say that Bella belongs with anyone other than Edward. You will be wrong.
7.Never say a Cullen is ugly. They are Hott, Sexii, Gorgeous, Beautiful. You wish you were a Cullen.
8.You must not ever say anything bad about a Twilight character.
9.Rosalie is not a rude, self-obsessed person. She is awesome, just like Alice and Esme.
10.Worship thy books. Honor thy books. Remember they are sacred books.
11.Never place anything on top of a Twilight book unless it is Twilight related.
12.Never disrespect Twilights characters, books, or movies. If you do, I will eat you.
13.If you ever say anything bad about Edward, Emmett, or Jasper, I will provoke the Voultri and blame you. wahmbulance
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