HELLO EVERYONE!!!!=D
Im in a good mood.
=)
So Brianna and I are in this pizza place
when something weird happens.
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Me: God Im bored...
Brianna: Me too...
*2 little boys sit down and start playing gameboys*
Me: Hello?
Boy1: SHHH!!!!! IM TRYING TO CATH A PIKACHU!!!
Me: WTF??
Boy2: Your Pikachu is no match for my squirtle!!!
Me: What are you guys DOING?!?!?
Boy1: Playing pokemon, you see Im on my way to becoming a pokemon master and to do that I need to beat all of the gym leaders and....
20 minutes later
Me: I...see...
Boy2: OH MY GOD I DID IT!
Boy1: NO WAY!
Boy2: I DID! I CAUGHT MEW!!!
*Boys jump up and down*
Brianna: Everyone is staring...RUN!
*HALLOWEENZZZ*
Me: Heyyy little boy... wanna lolly?
Brianna's little brother: CUT IT OUT!!!
Me: Hey..wanna go to Disney land with me? It will be a ton of fun...
Lil bro: STOPP!!!
Me: Oh It will be SOOO much fun...
Bro: *RUNS AWAY*
Me: Well so much for that...OH MY GOD BRIANNA! ITS FRIGGEN TIGGER!
Me: *Runs and gives my friend Max a hug* OHEMEFFGEE! ITS A FUGGIN PENGUIN!
*Gives penguin a hug*
Me: OH MY GOD ITS BARACK OBAMA!!! *Gives him a hug*
Me: HOLY SHIZ!!! MCAIN!!! WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?!?
COME BACKKK!!!!!!
D;
*The Next dayyyy*
Teacher lady: So you have to write about your hero...
me: MICHEAL YOUR MY HERO!
Cus Micheal: Huh?
Me: Yup...lets see...beat up small children...got suspended twice...
yup
Sounds good to me!
Micheal: WRITE ABOUT ZACH!
Me: OKAY!!
Lets me throw paper in his hood....
wants to be naked on a carpet...
color blind...
YUP!
Zach: HELL YES!
*Later*
Me: I feel like saying a bunch of cheesy pick up lines.
*Turns to Brittany*
Me: Hey I got my library card, and Im checking you OUT!
*turns to Haily*
Me: You should be a Cambell's soup label, cause your Mmm mmm good.
*turns to Christian*
Me: Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
*Turns to Lucas*
Me: I miss my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
Lucas: HELL YES!! *sits on me* OH BBY!!! OH BBY!!!
Me: RAPPE! RAPE!
*LATER*
Me: I hate being in between you two...
Chris: Does this make it any better? *Puts hand on leg*
ME: *pushes hand off* NO!
Blake: What about this? *Puts hand on shoulder*
Me: NO!!!
*They start tickiling me*
Me: DAMMIT GET OFF ME!!! RAPE!!! RAAAPPPEEEE!!
Me: TADES HELP ME!!!
Tades: No..Im enjoying this..
ME: DX
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