Who's that Crazy cook destroying the Jews? Its Hitler! THATS ME! Its Hitler and Friends!
Hitler: Samantha (Me)
Mousalini: Jessica
Soldier of the Secret police: Brianna
Nazi souldiers: Emily(1), Brittany(2)
Jewish Prostitue: Audrey
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Nazi souldier 1: ITS FIVE O'CLOCK AND HITLER STILL ISNT HOME!
Hitler: Im hoomeee!
Nazi Souldier 2: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!??
Hitler: DESTROYING THE JEWS!!!!
I'VE SLAUGHTERED MILLIONS!!
Secret police officer: In Soviet Russia, we no longer have slaves do our work
We now have women do it!
Hitler: WHO IS THAT?!?! *Points to jew*
Prostijew: Im--
Hitler: YOUR A JEW ARNT YOU!?!?
YOU MUST BE HIDING YOUR HORNS UNDER ALL THAT HAIR!
Nazi officer 1: NO! Thats just our prostitute.
Nazi Officer: Yeah, we would never have a jew--
Mousalini: EHY! How come I cant get a peice of that!
Hitler: You have a wife moron.
Mousalini: YOUR POINT?!!?
Secret police: In Soviet Russia we--
Hitler: CAN IT!
*later*
Secret police: In Soviet Russia, No one would ever be late for our TEA!!!
Mousalini: Just wait, Hitler will be here.
Secret police: Where did the Nazi's go?
Mousalini: Oh off with their prostitute...
Hitler: EVERYONE MY MOTHER IS COMING TO VISIT!
Mousalini: So?
Hitler: SHE HATES ME!
She wanted me to become a lawyer.
And be married by 35...
*Door opens*
Mother: HELLO DEARY!!!
Hitler: oh god...
Mother: Where is your wife?
Hitler: Uhmm...RIGHT HERE!!!!
Secret Police: What?
Mother: OH HOW DELIGHTFUL!
Hitler: Me and my wife were about to have sex before you came in!
Mother: DELIGHTFUL!!!
Hitler: Im also a lawyer!
Mother: OH HONEY THATS GREAT!!!
Nazi souldier 1: HOLD EVERYTHING!
Mousalini: How'd you get here?
Nazi Souldeir 1: WITH SCIENCE!!!
Hitler: What is it?
Nazi souldier 1: THAT MAN ISNT HITLERS WIFE!
Secret Police: WHAT? Bu--I LOVE YOU!!
Nazi Souldier 1: I AM!
Hitler: Oh yeah! I got married to you!
The blood of the innocent will flow without end its HITLER! Its Hitler and Friends!
Brooklyn Rage Community Member 
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