So, today in english Mr.Bourne had this quote up on the board that he wanted the students to read and write what they thought the quote meant. The main points I seemed to have picked up were, "What you did in the past defines who you are now," and, "What you do now will define who you will be in the future." Well, as I was being my oh-so-innocent self, the following thoughts came to mind.
1.) This thought is not appropriate for school.
2.) This thought is DEFINITELY not appropriate for school.
3.) Wow..
Me: "Mr.Bourne? if what I do now will define who I will be in the future, does that mean my saying 'v****a' will make me a v****a in the future? o.o;;"
Mr.Bourne: "o.o;; Uhm.. Uh.."
Me: "Oh goodness. I'M A v****a!?! :O!"
TJ and Sophia (My brilliant friends) in unison: "CAN I EAT YOU SARA?!"
Meanwhile, Mr.Bourne is trying not to cry because he is laughing so hard.
That is story number one.
Story number two is a bit on the less humourous, but almost there side.
My friend Sam and I were walking to the student lounge when someone asks us how many lesbian friends we have. Sam -with her brilliant ways of describing things- tell the student, "Everyone we hang out with is a lesbian. Pfft." Sam then proceeds to repeat the word lesbian over and over again while making slurping sounds. You can only guess how much attention we got when we finally got to the student lounge that was -way- too full.
That is the end of my weird little story. :]
[[vaginavaginavagina]]
Byes.
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