Most common misconception about the holocaust is that people believe these places called concentration camps were the areas where jews were exterminated. This is far from the truth. In fact, Hitler was a world renowned juice maker, the places in which his workers made the juice were called concentration camps because they were where the workers made "Hitler's Juice from concentrate." Ring a bell? Hitler paid the jews well to do this job because they gave him good publicity no one else wanted the jews working with them so Hitler decided, "Hey, I can be a good person, make money, and make a great pun all at once! All I have to do is pay the jews to make my juice." Then one fateful day during WWII, the jews had a massive riot saying the pun was no longer funny and needed to be changed. Hitler refused this and the jews were outraged. The jews decided they would destroy Hitler's nuclear-powered orange peeler. While in the act of crippling said device, a cooling rod was accidentally struck and broken. This kept the device from being cooled, soon the atoms inside of the orange peeler hit critical mass and there was a nuclear meltdown, everyone in all of these concentration camps was killed. The jews believed this was all Hitler's fault because the incident may have been avoided had he stopped using his old pun. And still to this day, the jews blame Hitler for the deaths of millions of their people. And now you know the story of Adolf "The Jew's Man" Hitler.
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