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After I took a shower and dried my hair, I sat down on the couch to watch the end of the fourth Harry Potter movie on TV with my sister. I was making stupid comments the whole time--as I usually do.

Me: How come Voldemort doesn't have a nose?
Alyssa: He's supposed to be like a snake.
Me: But he's not actually a snake. He's human.....ish.
Alyssa: Ish. Exactly.

Me: Dumbledore just insulted those curtains.....HE TOTALLY IS GAY! You know, in hindsight it's quite obvious. J.K. Rowling totally knew he was gay the whole time and just threw in little comments like that on purpose.

Me: Voldemort...hee hee...Voldy...Moldy Voldy!
Alyssa: Don't forget Virgin Voldemort! (A reference to a mule account a friend of ours on Gaia made.)
Me: Oh yeah! You know, I think I know why Voldemort is so angry all of the time--'cause he was a virgin and all. He totally wanted to get it on with Dumbledore the whole time. Maybe all of this crap wouldn't have happened if Dumbledore had just had sex with Voldemort.