Love Hotel One
by
MentallyChallengedNinja and Lettuceforever
Shade and Ruki are on a rock in the middle of nowhere doing nothing in particular. All of a sudden a big closet falls onto the rock on which Shade and Ruki are sitting.
Cass pops out from behind a tree and locks Shade and Ruki inside the closet. But before Cass can lock the door completely Shade throws Miyavi and Uruha out of the closet.
Then Cass pulls out her handy dandy camera and makes a small hole in the closet and broadcasts the scene unfolding inside onto the interwebs.
Cass, seeing Miyavi and Uruha throws down her camera and begins to chase after them, forgetting about Ruki and Shade.
~3 Days Later~
A mob of angry fan girls tries to eat through the closet in which Ruki and Shade are still enclosed within. Cass finally catches Miyavi and Uruha and are doing nothing in particular with them...Suddenly Cass realizes that she has left Shade and Ruki inside the closet with no food!
~4 Days Later~
Cass finally finds the closet and opens the door.
...
Shade and Ruki are not there!!! Dun Dun Duuun!!!!
Cassidy yells out Shade's name, and there is an answer!
"Ruki and Shade are in a love hotel!" the unknown voice answers.
~At The Love Hotel~
Ruki is tied to the posts of the bed! But where is Shade? She's locked within the bathroom!
Shade can hear the giggles and cries as a crazy mob of Ruki Lurvers are about to molest poor poor Ruki! Then all of a sudden...
POW!!!!!!!!!!
Super Kai comes running into the room, pushing all the rabid girls out of his way and he glomps Ruki, who is still tied to the bed.
Then...
Super Cass busts the bathroom door open to discover Shade straightening her hair. Everybody pauses and stares at Shade questioningly.
"What!? I want to look good!!??!!?? Can't I look good when I'm saved!!!!????" Shade yells with her eyes popping out of her made face. (*side note* she's scary when she yells *end side note*)
"Aww you're so beautiful Shade-chan" Ruki says, trying to sit up but is unsuccessful because he is still bound.
"What about me Ruki-kun!!!???!? Kai yells, his eyes watering.
"What about ME!?" cries Miyavi who magically falls onto his knees in front of Super Cass.
The hotel room is filled with an awkward silence.
Suddenly the rabid fan girls recover and decide to attack Kai, but Kai is too fast fro their puny arms and puny brains!
HIYYYYIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Kai hits them over their ears and they fall over like rolling pins!
"Ello my lady," Sugizo appears before Shade and kneeling before her he kisses her hand, magically putting it in a handcuff and attaching it to the toilet paper roll holder.
Ruki, overcome by anger tears the rope binding him to the bed and knocking poor Kai, who only loves him, to the floor along with the rabid fan girls, Miyavi, and Super Cass. Ruki flings himself onto Sugizo with so much fury, Sugizo-kun hits his head on the bathroom tile and dies...or so we think!!!!
~3 Seconds Later~
Out of Sugizo's mouth crawls a Minnie Max!
"Oh Shade! My beloved Shade, I'm sorry you had to see that!" Max cries in his shrill voice, 'cause he's sooo tiny! "The only way I could get near my beloved, you, was to be that horrid man!" Max falls to his knees and pulls out a ring.
Ruki's eyes bulge with anger making his veins show "How dare you!!!!!!!!!!!! I will korusu you!" (*side note* korusu means to kill in jap. and it sounds like Caruso lol *end side note*) Ruki squashes Max like a cockroach.
Out of nowhere Sydney skips into the room eating chocolate pocky and singing her Semi song and in her semi voice she says, "I am your father Ruki."
The room is once again filled with an awkward silence.
"Have some pocky Miyavi" Sydney's voice squeals as it says Miyavi's beautiful name, shattering her semi act.
BBBBBOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!
A big bomb lands onto the Love Hotel and Chewbacca runs through the ruins. Somehow the room in which Super Cass and the other are in is not harmed.
Shade glances outside the window momentarily, her eyes meeting the fuzzy man who rides on the wings of planes in the Twilight Zone. (*side note* this is from the Twilight Zone episode wear the guy is riding a plane home and sees a man on the wing of the plane pulling at the metal and stuff *end side note*)
"EEkk!" Sydney screams.
"Akkk!" Super Cass faints.
"Mama!" Kai dies.
"Rose bud" Ruki drops a snow globe and goes into a coma. (*side note* rose bud and snow globe are from the movie Citizen Cane *end side note*)
"My hair!" Shade yells, noticing her hair has just frizzed up.
"Rose bud?" the rabid fan girls become conscience.
~Fade to black!~
~Credits~
Authors:
Cassidy Reynolds a.k.a. MentallyChallenged Ninja
and
Shade Clatter a.k.a. Lettuceforever
Characters:
Ruki as Ruki from The GazettE
Shade as Shade, Ruki's girlfriend
Cass as Cass and Super Cass
Miyavi as Miyavi, Cass's lurver
Uruha as Uruha, Cass's other lurver
Kai as Kai from The GazettE and Ruki's mistress
Sydney as Sydney the semi/uke
Chewbacca as Chewbacca from Star Wars
Fuzzy Man as Fuzzy Man from Twilight Zone
Rabid Fan girls as Rabid fan girls to busy fan-girling to give me their names
Special Thanks to Yahoo! Messenger for providing a space in which we created this story...
~Bloopers!~
Super Cass knocks down the bathroom door to find Bob George (lol Boy George) singing karaoke with Miyavi while shade is eating ramen!
Kai pushes all the fan girls out of the way and jumps onto Ruki, but misses his beloved and ends up throwing himself through the window in which Chewbacca catches him and runs off!
~Announcer "Wait for Love Hotel 2 coming to IM boxes and Gaiaonline journals near you soon" Announcer screams bloody murder and Shade's laughter is heard"
~Black screen and audience cries~
by
MentallyChallengedNinja and Lettuceforever
Shade and Ruki are on a rock in the middle of nowhere doing nothing in particular. All of a sudden a big closet falls onto the rock on which Shade and Ruki are sitting.
Cass pops out from behind a tree and locks Shade and Ruki inside the closet. But before Cass can lock the door completely Shade throws Miyavi and Uruha out of the closet.
Then Cass pulls out her handy dandy camera and makes a small hole in the closet and broadcasts the scene unfolding inside onto the interwebs.
Cass, seeing Miyavi and Uruha throws down her camera and begins to chase after them, forgetting about Ruki and Shade.
~3 Days Later~
A mob of angry fan girls tries to eat through the closet in which Ruki and Shade are still enclosed within. Cass finally catches Miyavi and Uruha and are doing nothing in particular with them...Suddenly Cass realizes that she has left Shade and Ruki inside the closet with no food!
~4 Days Later~
Cass finally finds the closet and opens the door.
...
Shade and Ruki are not there!!! Dun Dun Duuun!!!!
Cassidy yells out Shade's name, and there is an answer!
"Ruki and Shade are in a love hotel!" the unknown voice answers.
~At The Love Hotel~
Ruki is tied to the posts of the bed! But where is Shade? She's locked within the bathroom!
Shade can hear the giggles and cries as a crazy mob of Ruki Lurvers are about to molest poor poor Ruki! Then all of a sudden...
POW!!!!!!!!!!
Super Kai comes running into the room, pushing all the rabid girls out of his way and he glomps Ruki, who is still tied to the bed.
Then...
Super Cass busts the bathroom door open to discover Shade straightening her hair. Everybody pauses and stares at Shade questioningly.
"What!? I want to look good!!??!!?? Can't I look good when I'm saved!!!!????" Shade yells with her eyes popping out of her made face. (*side note* she's scary when she yells *end side note*)
"Aww you're so beautiful Shade-chan" Ruki says, trying to sit up but is unsuccessful because he is still bound.
"What about me Ruki-kun!!!???!? Kai yells, his eyes watering.
"What about ME!?" cries Miyavi who magically falls onto his knees in front of Super Cass.
The hotel room is filled with an awkward silence.
Suddenly the rabid fan girls recover and decide to attack Kai, but Kai is too fast fro their puny arms and puny brains!
HIYYYYIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Kai hits them over their ears and they fall over like rolling pins!
"Ello my lady," Sugizo appears before Shade and kneeling before her he kisses her hand, magically putting it in a handcuff and attaching it to the toilet paper roll holder.
Ruki, overcome by anger tears the rope binding him to the bed and knocking poor Kai, who only loves him, to the floor along with the rabid fan girls, Miyavi, and Super Cass. Ruki flings himself onto Sugizo with so much fury, Sugizo-kun hits his head on the bathroom tile and dies...or so we think!!!!
~3 Seconds Later~
Out of Sugizo's mouth crawls a Minnie Max!
"Oh Shade! My beloved Shade, I'm sorry you had to see that!" Max cries in his shrill voice, 'cause he's sooo tiny! "The only way I could get near my beloved, you, was to be that horrid man!" Max falls to his knees and pulls out a ring.
Ruki's eyes bulge with anger making his veins show "How dare you!!!!!!!!!!!! I will korusu you!" (*side note* korusu means to kill in jap. and it sounds like Caruso lol *end side note*) Ruki squashes Max like a cockroach.
Out of nowhere Sydney skips into the room eating chocolate pocky and singing her Semi song and in her semi voice she says, "I am your father Ruki."
The room is once again filled with an awkward silence.
"Have some pocky Miyavi" Sydney's voice squeals as it says Miyavi's beautiful name, shattering her semi act.
BBBBBOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!
A big bomb lands onto the Love Hotel and Chewbacca runs through the ruins. Somehow the room in which Super Cass and the other are in is not harmed.
Shade glances outside the window momentarily, her eyes meeting the fuzzy man who rides on the wings of planes in the Twilight Zone. (*side note* this is from the Twilight Zone episode wear the guy is riding a plane home and sees a man on the wing of the plane pulling at the metal and stuff *end side note*)
"EEkk!" Sydney screams.
"Akkk!" Super Cass faints.
"Mama!" Kai dies.
"Rose bud" Ruki drops a snow globe and goes into a coma. (*side note* rose bud and snow globe are from the movie Citizen Cane *end side note*)
"My hair!" Shade yells, noticing her hair has just frizzed up.
"Rose bud?" the rabid fan girls become conscience.
~Fade to black!~
~Credits~
Authors:
Cassidy Reynolds a.k.a. MentallyChallenged Ninja
and
Shade Clatter a.k.a. Lettuceforever
Characters:
Ruki as Ruki from The GazettE
Shade as Shade, Ruki's girlfriend
Cass as Cass and Super Cass
Miyavi as Miyavi, Cass's lurver
Uruha as Uruha, Cass's other lurver
Kai as Kai from The GazettE and Ruki's mistress
Sydney as Sydney the semi/uke
Chewbacca as Chewbacca from Star Wars
Fuzzy Man as Fuzzy Man from Twilight Zone
Rabid Fan girls as Rabid fan girls to busy fan-girling to give me their names
Special Thanks to Yahoo! Messenger for providing a space in which we created this story...
~Bloopers!~
Super Cass knocks down the bathroom door to find Bob George (lol Boy George) singing karaoke with Miyavi while shade is eating ramen!
Kai pushes all the fan girls out of the way and jumps onto Ruki, but misses his beloved and ends up throwing himself through the window in which Chewbacca catches him and runs off!
~Announcer "Wait for Love Hotel 2 coming to IM boxes and Gaiaonline journals near you soon" Announcer screams bloody murder and Shade's laughter is heard"
~Black screen and audience cries~
