- FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.
- FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
- FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we ******** up ... but that s**t was fun!"
- FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry. REAl FRiENDS: cry with you
- FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAl FRiENDS: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.
- FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you. REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
- FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.
- FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
- FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile. REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.
- FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t."
- FAKE FRiENDS: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the f**k out