"Kirsten: Dude!
ANGRY SEX IS HARDCORE.
Clay and I: ...
What. The. ********]"
"Let's play PUT PUT!"
"OMG DID YOU HEAR THAT LIGHTNING!"
"Eat my hairspray!
It seriously tastes like candy!
And it TINGLES!"
"Then you can run like a nerd
to my house, and call the popo
and get her a** taken to jail,
and then my mom can legally adopt you.
AND WE'D BE RELATED!
...
oh wait, then there'd be incest (=
But i think the neighbors would stare at me!?
Especially since a lot of people are next door right now.
Uhm-
it'd be epic."
"-rolls off couch and begins to create various poses in a quick manner-
...
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Do you speak SPAIN-ish?!"
"Taquito?
=O
Sure!
-holds out taquito in mouth-
...
-bites-
HOMAHGAHHHHHHHHH!!!! NO TAQUITO!!!! NO TAQUITO!!
-ten minutes of laughter-
Jackson and TJ:
-stare-
What the...?"
"ZEH POPAH! EHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Ahhhh! It's a Shalayin Crab!"
"Oh-
Oh wait!
....
-bubblebubble-
...
O_O"
"Kunta kinte meets: c***k WOMAN!"
"You should have thought of that before you had sex!"
"This dinner is supposed to be about love and nourishing, but you make it about PIZZA?! WHO WANTS TO THINK ABOUT FOOD WHEN THEY'RE EATING!?"
"Don't talk to jackson.
He might hit another car."
"EWWW!
You practically french kissed me on accident!"
"I might take photography next year.
What jackson?! You're taking who to the pirate dance?"
"Hug?
...Edward?
...
MOOFARGEEHHH!!
....
s**t.
RUN!"
"I'm white! Oh, wait...
...
You wearing pants today?
...
Ohmygod I am!
..
Wait a minute..
Damnit."
"FWOOSH! Fwahaha!
...What?
I set you on FIAH, with my invisible LIGHTAH!
...Ow. It.. burns?
...Teehee. :3"
"Sheebus.
...
Sheebus?
...
Yes."
"Sheebusss!
Jesus?! Where?! I don't see him."
"Okay, so there was this math professor, he was like some genius or something...
Stweet!
...
Sweet?
No.
Street.
...
You make me wonder sometimes, shaley."
"Hey, why do we need another chair?
..
Well, let's see, there are-
-counts-
One, two, three, four, five , six, seven, eight people in here, and... One, two, three, four, five, six, seven chairs. And, you know, I may just come to the conclusion that...
Fine, another chair it is."
"Yeah, we had his other birthday party yesterday, and...
...
=O
-stares at car show on tv-
...
-drools-
Hey, mom? Is that car a mustang?
Uh, yeah, I think so.
..."
"Where'd my other Monster can go?
Psh, I dunno. -o- -typetype-
-sets a can down to the left- I know I put it somewhere...
-sigh-
>o> There it is! -picks up can on left- AH FOUND IT-
Wait...
Uhm, Shaley, you just set that one down...
SHUT UUUPPPPPPP!!
It's over here...
>O>
Homagah, you're right.
>.>
<.<
-snatches can and runs into closet-
Uhm, you forgot the other one
SHUT UUUUUUUPPPPPPP!!! DX"
"Haha.
I'm normal!
-silence-
...
Audrey, you are the farthest thing from ever being normal.
...
Aw, thank you so much Zach. That touched me right-
-pats chest-
Right there...
Thank you..."
"What do you think you're doing, you foolish little child!!!
...
Calm down Zach..."
"Teddybeeaaarrrr!!
He reminds me of a teddybear!
Aw, what's the teddybear's name?
=D
...Mike.
Haha. That's my name.
...
Ish yuh."
"Heh, no, my imaginary friend named Bob's over here.
...
Hiiii!
...
Hi bob.
Hi teddy bear!
...
Wait, what happened to Shaley?
Uhm, hun, that is Shaley.
...Hi?
Wait...
So who's Bob?
...
Shaley.
...
Ohhhhh...
Wait, who?"
"Well I have to take a shower so I'll be right back.
How long does your shower take?
What?
How long does your tower shake?
...
What? 'How long does my-'
What?!
Sh'tuuuuuuppp!!
Hey mom! Guess what? Apparently i have a tower now. And it shakes!
-glare-
Ah said, sh'tup."
"You bettah get yo' butt over here or ah keel yuh.
...
But yuh keel meh last night D;
Well I-
...
I...
...
Well I keel you again!
...
Nuuuuhhh!! Cheater!"
"It's Cobra Starship...
Sobra Carshit! That's aweso-
Wait a second...
SHUT UP!
You know what I meant!!"
"Now that's...
That's something I don't wanna talk about.
I just don't...want...to talk about that..."
"Y'know what?!
One of these days, i swear, i'm going to stand up in math class and belt out 'MYYYY NAME IS MAAAHIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRR!' and you're going to come in with your maracas and we're going to have a pahhhty!"
"...But why??
Y'know what!
I'm going to go miss fan on you!
'JUST BECAUSE, DAT'S HOW IT WUHKS!
It's da ruhls.'"
"You must enable cookies to use project playlist. Please enable cookies and try again. Wait...
Does that mean I have to give it cookies?
...
Mike...
Do even know what cookie it's talking about?
Uh...
I'm thinking chocolate chip, but-
Yeah...
...
-dies-"
"Numbah chu!"
"Crotchina!"
"Failuranus."
"Macho-man chu."
"Ms. Fan dance macho-man chu (remix)."
"Mr. Connors and his encounter with "chu". <- oh yeah, sexy beasttt."
"Janie's woman balls."
"I can't go there. I might wet myself!"
"Mmmm.... cheesy poofs.."
"HAAAAAAAAAAAA!.. WTF?!"
"AHHHH! It's the bubble-back of hunch dame!"
Funnies:
What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Last night as I lay in bed looking at the stars, I thought "Where the hell is the ceiling?!"
All work and no play is the average school day.
!klat kcab ruoy dna uoy nmaD
Why won't you die?!?!
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
A day without sunshine is like.. well, night.
I always win. Except win I lose, but then I just don't count it.
Poets have been curiously silent on the subject of cheese.
Guns don't kill people; death kills people. It's a proven medical fact.
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Strangers have the best candy.
You know you're stressed out when you can hear Mimes.
Death is hereditary.
If you took all the stupid people in the world... you'd have formed Rhode Island.
That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time.. I think I’ve forgotten this before…
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
You should always show up at your funeral.
I’m not only weird. I’m gifted too.
In case of emergency, speak in clichés.
When in doubt, mumble.
You know you should go to sleep when the sheep your counting start to hit the fence.
If I die, I'm taking you with me!... oh, -you're- dying? Forget I said anything.
He may look like an idiot, and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
[seen above a urinal] Your child’s future is in your hands.
(On a shirt for women.) If you're reading this, thank puberty.
Regular- Mrs. Guthrie
Itallic- Xander
Bold- Danny (Gotta love that kid. xD)
Underlined- Otherrr
"Now, I respect McCain.
But his running mate...
-chokes-
o_o
-chokechokecough-
...
>_>
<_<
...
S-sorry?! D8"
"Well, now that we know he was talking about his Bishop and not his b***h..."
"Every McCain sign in the neighborhood is GOING DOWN.
-pushes sleeves up-
C'mon, girls!"
"Alright, not only does my Obama sign have brass posts,
but my husband installed a spotlight on it! And so now
he has it sprayed with poison oak, and it's cemented.
..."
"Well apparently, if republicans can't steal elections,
they'll just steal yard signs."
"WHAT??
Y-
You don't want us to bond?!
...
Creeeeeperrrr....."
"INCEST.
...
Wait, is that a space heater?!"
"-whispers-
No, i wouldn't do that...
...
FLYING CUPCAKEEEE!!! D8"
"Okay, the next time someone steals my
cupcake, I'm going to report it. Except,
they might not take me seriously. So i'mma
say it was a car. >_>"
"HUSH! Or I will- I'll....
I'll mount you on crucifixes
and- And sacrifice your souls
to SATAN!"
"Hey you, little children! And I'm
only talking to the good little children,
not the ones I'm going to write on a
list and send to santa saying you're
going to get coal and CRABS FOR
CHRISTMAS.
...
-class bursts into laughter-
...
Okay, take that however you want to
take it. >____>"
"Well it's not my fault you have peepee issues..."
"Oka-
DANNY. GET MY COAT OFF!
Tell him this is weird! I don't even
let my FEMALE TAs wear my clothes!
...
But you let me wear them that one time..
...
-GASP-"
______________________________
"So? ._.
You're the one that can't spell fault right! D<
Fualt.
There.
I can.
...
FAIL."
Don't be around Jason too much.
He'll make you stupid.
(Btw, i'm KIDDING. >-> wink
"Damn. You and your petting zoo rice and
your Christmas coke... and why exactly can't
we look anywhere? Jesus. You're fun."
I love you too, Karl.. dang.. D;
Mom and I::
"Hey, uhhhh...
...
......
You have biscuit on your boob.
WHAT?! D8<
Damn you Benjamin! >8U
((biscuit fight earlier. xD))
xD
-wipes biscuit off-
...
Heyyy, someone made some nice
biscuits last night, ifyouknowwhat
imeannnn, eyyyyy. ;D
...
Rubber biscuits.
Ohhhh. >.>
-scoff-
...
-holds boobs-
YOU KNOW DEES BE REALLL."
Rubber Biscuit- Dan Akroyd
(dunno, that's where my mom
said she got it from. ._.)
"HEY! I KNOW!
I can wipe the coffee up with this mini-towl! 8D
-rips corner off of paper towl-
...
<w<
-wipes up coffee-
It worked! o_o
I KNOW, RIGHT?! 8D
...
I'm a big kid now!"
(double blonde moment, much?)
"Uhhh...
...
-picks up cup-
...
-spins in circle and puts cup down-
...
Okay, there was absolutely no point in that.
...
But I'm still a big kid now, right? ;-;
...
-stares-
Uh-huh, sureee you are. >->"
"One time, shaley got pissed that the bunk
beds that she and benjamin used to have
always squeaked because of benjamin
moving and the latter. The latter was the
main problem. Benjamin, of course, was
on the top bunk.
Well...
-glances at Shaley-
...
Well-
One night, she decided that she wasn't
going to hear it anymore. So she removed
the latter. And the next morning, i hear a
thud.
-everybody bursts out laughing-
Of course, guess what i heard from her in
the other room?
...
'Heheheheheh...
HEY MOM!
BENJAMIN REALLY
CAN FLY!'"
Benny and I::
>_>
O_O
DON'T RUIN THE [sentimental] MOMENT.
xD
...
:3
Hokay, here-
>_>
S'about youuu. o;
Okay.
"Ahh. We're both difficult people. And i've gone through some tough times with her, yeh. But i think it's the fact that we've known each other since 5th grade bible camp, that keeps our relationship strong. We've always tried to be there for each other, and arguments are nothing now. We've learned to get over it and move on, because we're more important than any silly little fight we may have."
:3
T^T
-hugs again-
-clings-
I WUFF YUH BENBENS! D'8
I WUFF YUH TUH BUTTMUNCHAH! 8'D
NUUH!
RUINED!
RUINEDDDD!
New school moments::
(coming soon, too lazy to get what i wrote down out.)
1964 - 'Don't piss him off, Just upset me.;;.~ // says:
http://i41.tinypic.com/2i7bajc.jpg
.Unravel;; says:
I wish i could turn my mom into people juice.
>_>
1964 - 'Don't piss him off, Just upset me.;;.~ // says:
I'd drink it
>_>
.Unravel;; says:
Ewwwww.
Not that s**t.
<_<
burning_self_desire says:
Geez, typing a novel are you?
.Unravel;; says:
Or typing nothing at all.
>_>
burning_self_desire says:
Oh, tricky.
.Unravel;; says:
Trickytricky, i am.
burning_self_desire says:
*KICKS IN THE FACE* NO b***h I'M DA TRICKY ONE.
.Unravel;; says:
b***h, WHO YOU CALLIN' b***h?!
burning_self_desire says:
THIS b***h IS CALLIN HIS b***h MY b***h....... b***h
.Unravel;; says:
b***h, YOU HAVE NO b***h!
burning_self_desire says:
.....b***h'S ARE GONNA DIE IF BITCHS START TALKIN BACK
.Unravel;; says:
-TALKS BACK-
BEHEHEHEHEHEHEH.
burning_self_desire says:
OH b***h NOW YOUS GONNA HAVE TO DIE!
.Unravel;; says:
b***h BOO!
YOU BE THINKIN' YOUS GHETTO?! GUURRRLLL, YOUS AIN'T GHETTO.
YOUS AIN'T GOT NO b***h.
REMEMBER THE PIMP HURRR.
burning_self_desire says:
THATS IT *GRABS SQWIGGLY WIGGLY WEAPON*
.Unravel;; says:
OH NOES!
burning_self_desire says:
YEA THATS RIGHT FEEEEAAAAARRRRR IT oh by the way did you listen to the song on my profile.
.Unravel;; says:
xD
Random change there much?
And no.
>_>
I forgot.
burning_self_desire says:
go listen if you wish, I want to see your reaction.
.Unravel;; says:
...You're so gay.
burning_self_desire says:
No I'm not. My boyfriend is.
~Just Forget the Bleeding~ says:
im liek w8, THE ******** U DOIN MAKIN BABEHS WITH HER D8< W8 A MIN HER TOO!? YOUO HAVE A WIFE ASSWIPE DDD8< it convinced me that im not too sure if i want an army man for a husband >w>
.Unravel;; says:
xD
Nice.
Actually-
He should be more worried about /you/ cheating than anything.
~Just Forget the Bleeding~ says:
hm true but if he ever said that i'd be like DUMBASS, THE ******** WOULD I DO SOMETHIN LIKE THAT?! JUST FOCUS ON KILLIN' 'EM BASTARDS D8<
.Unravel;; says:
xD
.Unravel;; says:
I can picture you running out there on the field-
"ANGRY WIFE ON THE LOOSE, MAKE ********' WAY, BITCHES!"
~Just Forget the Bleeding~ says:
xd
*XD
.Unravel;; says:
"Crazy on the run??!?!"
"No... just Faith."
"Oh.... WHO THE ******** LET THAT THING OUT?!"
xDDD
~Just Forget the Bleeding~ says:
DDDDDD
RUDE D8<
xD
.Unravel;; says:
xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
~Just Forget the Bleeding~ says:
knowin me, i'd be like "BUHLLALALLALLALALAA" liek a terrorist chant
.Unravel;; says:
"Do you know her?"
"No..."
"....Me neither."
"...Run."
xDDD
Ahh, funny army men.
~Just Forget the Bleeding~ says:
x3
~Just Forget the Bleeding~ says:
and then *blows someone's head off* "HI HONEY, BROUGHT FRIED CHICKEN YOUR FAVORITE!"
~Just Forget the Bleeding~ says:
gawd that has to go on my profile xD
when i change it x3
.Unravel;; says:
xDDDD
Niiiiice.
FRIED CHICKIN'!?!!??
Lip lickin'.
;3
~Just Forget the Bleeding~ says:
among other things you'd wanna lick, ;D
.Unravel;; says:
OBBY!
~Just Forget the Bleeding~ says:
D8<
.Unravel;; says:
D8
~Just Forget the Bleeding~ says:
D8<
.Unravel;; says:
D8
~Just Forget the Bleeding~ says:
h03bag >w>
.Unravel;; says:
IMNOT, FOO!
~Just Forget the Bleeding~ says:
WHO U CALLIN A FOO', I PITY YOU CUZ YOU TEH FOO' D8<
.Unravel;; says:
YOU PITY D'FOO?!
NO!
I PITY D'FOO!
~Just Forget the Bleeding~ says:
WELL THIS "FOO'" YOU SPEAK OF, PITIES THE FOO' THAT CALLS HER A FOO'
.Unravel;; says:
WELL-
...
This foo' gives up.
~Just Forget the Bleeding~ says:
CUZ SHE'S A FOO' WHICH IS WHY I PITY TEH FOO 8D
.Unravel;; says:
LIES!
LIIIIEESSS!
~Just Forget the Bleeding~ says:
REALIZE THIS DOSAGE OF REALITY CALLED TRUTH, MY BROTHAH!
.Unravel;; says:
NOOO!
I'M NOT YOUR BROTHER!
I'M NOT BLACK!
D<
D<
D<
~Just Forget the Bleeding~ says:
XD
.Unravel;; says:
Oh, wait...
AND I'M NOT A MAN!
~Just Forget the Bleeding~ says:
xDDDD
i love how you thought about black first xD
.Unravel;; says:
SHUT UP!
I FORGOT ABOUT THE SECOND ONE!
WAIT.
D8
~Just Forget the Bleeding~ says:
you forgot about hwo u dont have anythig "hanging" xD
*how
.Unravel;; says:
Uhhh... yeah. ;-;
~Just Forget the Bleeding~ says:
or at least, not below the waist xD
woooww
nice shalers xD
.Unravel;; says:
Sh-
SHHH-
SHUT UPPPPP! D8
~Just Forget the Bleeding~ says:
xD its okay, we all have our blonde moments, some more than others
.Unravel;; says:
People say i should have been born blonde.
._.
~Just Forget the Bleeding~ says:
NON STOP DISCO BET YOU ITS NABISCO BET YOU DIDNT KNOW WOOHOO~ and people say iif i was white, i'd be blonde, i think i took a quiz and i had 27/33 blonde moments, i think xD
.Unravel;; says:
I WANNA TAKE THAT QUIZ.
(Got a 36/39 ... ;-; ).
burning_self_desire says:
Poor blondy.
Look at it this way you don't look for textures [in the ceiling] only, your much more complex.
burning_self_desire says:
MUCH more complex
burning_self_desire says:
*shivers*
.Unravel;; says:
xDDD
RHINOS ANDAND TEDDY BEARS AND-
I found a unicorn last night.
-nods-
burning_self_desire says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Poor unicorn.
Poor ceiling
Poor me.
.Unravel;; says:
I think my mom actually got me a good camera.
._.
( - Losing.Self.In.Myself - ) says:
For school?
.Unravel;; says:
Yeah.
( - Losing.Self.In.Myself - ) says:
Ah.
.Unravel;; says:
Nikon. Good brand. o_O
And it isn't some ghetto offbrand.
xD
( - Losing.Self.In.Myself - ) says:
I see. o-O
.Unravel;; says:
My last one was. >_>
Well-
It wasn't ghetto.
xD
But it was definitely an off brand.
.Unravel;; says:
o-o
( - Losing.Self.In.Myself - ) says:
>_>
.Unravel;; says:
It's-
The kind like yours.
With the easy settings.
xD
Thank ******** god.
.Unravel;; says:
The other one messed up all the time BECAUSE i hardly could get the settings right with the loading and taking out of this film.
"Press this button, and then pull this lever, and then tweak this... tweaker thing that we don't know what to call, and then push THIS button that looks EXACTLY like the first, and THEN do a backflip-
And it JUST may work! Or your money back!"
...-glares-
( - Losing.Self.In.Myself - ) says:
xDDDD
.Unravel;; says (9:06 PM):
Damnit, i KNEW i always forgot that backflip..
( - Losing.Self.In.Myself - ) says:
>_>
Shame on youuuu.
1964 - 'So Familar.~ // says:
I'm going to shower,
.Unravel;; says:
Okay, good. Get hurt and i'm just-
Like... going to go psycho and go on a killing spree.
Okay? =o
1964 - <3 says:
How can i get hurt? xD
not like i'm going to slip again >_>
i have like a dent there
>_>
.Unravel;; says:
DUDE. YOU'RE FORGETTING IT'S YOU.
YOU CAN GET HURT PLAYING WITH STUFFED ANIMALS IN A PADDED ROOM!!!
;-;
.Unravel;; says:
"I GOT THE FUZZ IN MY EYYYYEEE!!! ;_;
And then I-
Tripped over a volcano that just magically appeared out of nowhere and got an icicle stuck in my ear..."
Yupp. That's Jason for ya.
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Omg I fell to the floor when I kept on reading. blaugh