Mmmmkay. These are just going to be funny quotes that my friends and me have said or some quote from my family that I found funny and had to write down :]
This will get edited a lot; my friends often have funny quotes [:
Please note: No one in here is gay. They didn't mean to come out sounding like that, It just happened.
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"Brian, take my pants off."- Gilbert
"That pretty much sucked my balls right there"- Jimbo
"Wait, stop! It's stuck in my crack!"- Devin o.o
"Oh then she just slammed on her husband"- Heather
"It's a really gay a** idea to run around in snow barefoot"- Brian
"B-b-But my wieners will get cold"- Brian o.e
"Your a homo, I'm going to go dance in my underwear now"- Brian
"Did your mom ever have kids?"- Melissa xD;
"I feel like I'm going to give birth to a carrot cake"- Jesse
"I'm not eating Beaver!"- Kim
"I'll bonk him up and down!"- Devin
"You can't see me! I'm naked!"- Kim
"Your a tomato rotting in a compost pile!" - Heather, Loonnngggg story. D;
"They have bigger balls than us, that's it."- Payton
"He is so cheesed off!"- Devin
"Okay get into your threesomes"- My old Language Arts Teacher
"I ARE SUNFLOWER!!"- Brian, I swear, no relation. D:
"Heather...Cast in gay?"- one of my Teachers, damn it, no one says it right.
"I have a disturbance in my pants...It tingles"- Nathan
"I'm going to go look in that hole"- Nathan
"I don't cause lumps, I just get them"- Nathan
"I totally want to make out with you."- Melissa
"Holy Crap! that is a HUGE Peter!"- Melissa
"Kenda is on her rose period"- Alyssa
"There is a bum-bum on my paper?"- Alyssa
"Hi my name is Melissa woodpenis!"- Melissa xD
"Melissa, electric fences hurt!"- Heather.
"Aww woops!...EWW!"- Melissa when she was in the bathroom :/
"Aww pooper scooper!"- Melissa
"You bizznitch"- Heather
"My pididle senses are tingling...Must..say..."- Brian
"The cows...they talk to me...they tell me that I should eat your foot"- Heather
"HUGE p***s!"- Melissa
"You suck my balls"- Melissa
"Tim, First you want to take me in the Dark Room now you want to get in my pants?"- Melissa
"I like to go in manholes."- Nathan
"This water is like a sponge."- Nathan
"I just hit my doodle."- Nathan o.e
"I have a truck, his name is Billy."- Heather.
"This water is all wet...!...Oh, wait a minute."- Heather. I feel stupid now. ;-;
"MA! FOOD ME!"- Brian.
"Heather has ears!...Oh wait, that wasn't insulting."- Amanda. Retard. xD
"Massachusetts is farther than Boston!!"- Amanda, Boston is in Massachusetts. xD
"the balls are soft and crunchy at the same time."- Amanda, lawl.
"BRAIN TICKLERS!"- Amanda, wtf? D:
"How come?...Ha, I said come, like c**."- Payton...Oh wow.
"We don't use the rubber ones though. We use squishy balls that don't even hurt." - Nathan. c:
"Is talking one of the five senses?" - Christian
"I like potatoes. Not this potatoes, the person, but like the edible potatoes. like.. potatoes you eat. Like.. nomnom potatoes." - Megan.
"I'm gonna cut my a** open from the inside out." - Megan.
"Oh yeah, your a** is already cut in half." - Heather.
"I'm sorry, I don't have a saggy v****a." - Heather.
"I'm babysitting my great grandfather....and I think he just s**t his pants..." - Josh.
This will get edited a lot; my friends often have funny quotes [:
Please note: No one in here is gay. They didn't mean to come out sounding like that, It just happened.
___________________________________________________
"Brian, take my pants off."- Gilbert
"That pretty much sucked my balls right there"- Jimbo
"Wait, stop! It's stuck in my crack!"- Devin o.o
"Oh then she just slammed on her husband"- Heather
"It's a really gay a** idea to run around in snow barefoot"- Brian
"B-b-But my wieners will get cold"- Brian o.e
"Your a homo, I'm going to go dance in my underwear now"- Brian
"Did your mom ever have kids?"- Melissa xD;
"I feel like I'm going to give birth to a carrot cake"- Jesse
"I'm not eating Beaver!"- Kim
"I'll bonk him up and down!"- Devin
"You can't see me! I'm naked!"- Kim
"Your a tomato rotting in a compost pile!" - Heather, Loonnngggg story. D;
"They have bigger balls than us, that's it."- Payton
"He is so cheesed off!"- Devin
"Okay get into your threesomes"- My old Language Arts Teacher
"I ARE SUNFLOWER!!"- Brian, I swear, no relation. D:
"Heather...Cast in gay?"- one of my Teachers, damn it, no one says it right.
"I have a disturbance in my pants...It tingles"- Nathan
"I'm going to go look in that hole"- Nathan
"I don't cause lumps, I just get them"- Nathan
"I totally want to make out with you."- Melissa
"Holy Crap! that is a HUGE Peter!"- Melissa
"Kenda is on her rose period"- Alyssa
"There is a bum-bum on my paper?"- Alyssa
"Hi my name is Melissa woodpenis!"- Melissa xD
"Melissa, electric fences hurt!"- Heather.
"Aww woops!...EWW!"- Melissa when she was in the bathroom :/
"Aww pooper scooper!"- Melissa
"You bizznitch"- Heather
"My pididle senses are tingling...Must..say..."- Brian
"The cows...they talk to me...they tell me that I should eat your foot"- Heather
"HUGE p***s!"- Melissa
"You suck my balls"- Melissa
"Tim, First you want to take me in the Dark Room now you want to get in my pants?"- Melissa
"I like to go in manholes."- Nathan
"This water is like a sponge."- Nathan
"I just hit my doodle."- Nathan o.e
"I have a truck, his name is Billy."- Heather.
"This water is all wet...!...Oh, wait a minute."- Heather. I feel stupid now. ;-;
"MA! FOOD ME!"- Brian.
"Heather has ears!...Oh wait, that wasn't insulting."- Amanda. Retard. xD
"Massachusetts is farther than Boston!!"- Amanda, Boston is in Massachusetts. xD
"the balls are soft and crunchy at the same time."- Amanda, lawl.
"BRAIN TICKLERS!"- Amanda, wtf? D:
"How come?...Ha, I said come, like c**."- Payton...Oh wow.
"We don't use the rubber ones though. We use squishy balls that don't even hurt." - Nathan. c:
"Is talking one of the five senses?" - Christian
"I like potatoes. Not this potatoes, the person, but like the edible potatoes. like.. potatoes you eat. Like.. nomnom potatoes." - Megan.
"I'm gonna cut my a** open from the inside out." - Megan.
"Oh yeah, your a** is already cut in half." - Heather.
"I'm sorry, I don't have a saggy v****a." - Heather.
"I'm babysitting my great grandfather....and I think he just s**t his pants..." - Josh.
