The movie theater is most likely the number one teenage hang out spot in the world but just because its called 'the movies' doesn't necessarily mean you're going to 'watch' a 'movie'. Admit it! Most teenagers go to the movies to either 1) have fun with friends or 2) make out with their boyfriends/girlfriends or 3) Make fun of the movie or 4) jus to make the lives of people who actually WANT to watch a movie a living hell. Am I right? or am I right?
Actually, don't answer cuz thats not the reason for this little 'rant.' I'm here to talk about the movies' predictability. Movies now a days are becoming way too predictable. Let's start with the basic horror movie. It's the same s**t no matter how many movies or versions you watch. First of all, theres always that funny ******** who always gets killed first. Usually the guy goes into the middle of nowhere to piss and then BAM! Shishkabob! but to be honest, the blacks are the ones to get killed first (racist bastards). There was only one movie (that i remember) where the black guy didn't get killed and it was in the movie "Deep Blue Sea." The rest was like a black guy genocide. Haven't you ever wonder why they never made a famous black actor as a character whose suppose to die in a horror film? People like Denzel Washington, Samuel Lee Jackson, and Will Smith haven't even BEEN in a horror movie(to my knowledge). It's simply a black conspiracy! Aside from that, haven't you ever noticed in the scenes where the monster/killer/ghost/or all of the above are always chasing their victim in a really slow.... but I mean SLOW walk and the person might run about 3 miles but the bad guy always appears next to him/her as if he was that guy from "jumper"? It sucks. Usually the only people to survive is always the really cool guy and the virgin who totally end up hooking up by the end. Also, theres always that b*****d who betrays the group and goes all badass but although he survives through the majoriy of the movie, ends up with the most horrible death in the movie anyway. Again, don't misunderstand, I love horror movies but watching the same plot since 1975 is getting kinda tiresome. One of the few movies I enjoyed was "jeepers Creepers" because the bad guy actually won in the end. There are a few of those but you seldom see it. All I'm trying to say in this rant is.... Hollywood? TRY SOMETHING NEW FOR A CHANGE!!!!!! ^^
Zero Fieran · Sun Mar 16, 2008 @ 08:27am · 4 Comments |