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"Let us give am is Friday with taco sauce on an ape friend sea-cow speaks with you have receive post office simplifiziert lump face you retarted bar a Furz, which floats around the world, which collects charm egg stamps, to supply to your dog." That is a quote of my good friend Kantou Garou, MESSAGE HIM OR I'LL EAT ALL OF YOUR 42 BABEHS!!! Another one is "Up equals down, purple is brown, three plus three will make you smile but not frown."

Hello and welcome to hell! For anyone wondering, I'm just gonna point it out, a bottle with a skull and cross bones isn't poison, it's pirate juice! Anyway I'm 13, 5' 9", I'm lanky but strong as hell so don't screw with me! I have a MySpace so add me if you feel like it (http://www.myspace.com/huicrge67f) and my AIM is the same as my Gaia, PrinceMarth71 blaugh . Oh yea I kinda left out my name is James but I prefer Prince! I moved to America, so yea I'm from England gotta problem with it then ******** you! I'm not single or gay! I AM WEIRD SO BEWARE some emos like me because I am a little emo myself but I'll go nuts if I don't sleep and get some iced tea or nog... noggin the eggs. PLEASE LEAVE LOTS OF COMMENTS!!!

But if you want the real story... My name is Johnson Jackilsmithtoe, I was Satan's minion until he became gay, so I loaded my rum into a sack (haha... sack) of a stick, and left Hell. Upon my arrival I met a man at a bar asking people to sign his a** with a piece of toast, this man was of coarse, Philip Monsoon, which most people know him as Kantou Garou. This mysterious man was in fact Satan's son... That man showed me the light... Of the computer of coarse. He showed me this website titled GAIA. After that day I never left the computer.

Yet, that is once more false. THE TRUE STORY IS!!!...

.. Hello souless people of the lands, I may appear to be a normal being of man, but on the inside I am something far more sinister. Born 400 feet beneath the lowest layer of hell, I was once a harvester of damned souls, too evil to walk the paths of hell fire above. Quickly I escaped, after putting in my two weeks notice, OF COURSE! Then I packed my bag on the end of a stick and traveled towards the mysterious land of America. Upon my arrival I was shuned for my strange apperance, 400 million years without skin lotion will do that to you. So I quickly auditioned for Extreme Makeover, and won, only to be let down when I discovered that it was the home edition of said show. Now I live in an enormous mansion, in New Jersey, with a 56 thousand inch flat screen television and an equal sized set of genitalia. I make movies, that you WILL laugh at, not for the sake of art, but to corrupt the minds of all of Earth's children so they will one day rise and obey he who walks behind the red rose. I also enjoy spreading applesauce on my nipples and walking about shopping malls in the nude, wearing a clown mask, and holding my enormous genitals in my hands. One day you will learn the truth about this poopy planet, and all it's little corns, which are you, pawns in the game that we call life, and the government calls murder. Sleep tight, and await the Clause for he strikes when you will least expect. Seeya.

Werewuf Prince: