Aww, did anyone miss me? What do you mean "no?" WHAT? You were glad I wasn't ranting on and on about random crap? Well then, forget you.
I just wanted to say happy holidays and such. Christmas is coming (Who says "coming" it can't move, it isn't mobile in any way!), and I hope you all enjoy it. Or not. Maybe, like me, you see this holiday as just another day in the year. Just a day that the United States has decided to make a religious and spiritual day into some over-commercialized shopping spree. (Hey guys: shopping, shopping, shopping, shopping, shopping SPREE!! For heaps of presents underneath the tree! [HeHe! Chorus class, anyone?!]) But, if your not like me, you love Christmas, it's great! Good for you. Have a good holiday everyone.
MaddMaddie's Tip 'o the Day:Twelve Things You Probably Didn’t Know You Could Do With A Fruitcake:
1. Paint a few white and place them outside on the grass so people won’t park on your lawn.
2. Use it as building material. (This is actually what the Ancient Egyptians used to build the Great Pyramids.)
3. Keep one under your pillow for home defense.
4. Send one to the junk mail company with a note asking them to take you off their list.
5. It’s colorful, use it as a Yule Log.
6. Carve the Presidents’ faces in it and submit as a science or art project.
7. Give one to your boss and tell him it’s a life preserver.
8. Use it as a base for flower arrangements.
9. Donate to the local airport for use as airliner wheel blocks.
10. Grind a few up and give it back to your in-laws in a bag marked “lawn fertilizer.”
11. For a community project, sink a few in the ocean and build an artificial reef.
12. Tie one to each foot when you walk through deep snow to keep your feet dry.
 MaddMaddie · Sat Dec 22, 2007 @ 09:23pm · 1 Comments |
