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[SCENE: THE CASINO]


Lex: Doo dee doo! I'm a-walking on sunshine... HEY WHAT'S THAT? *stares at slot machine* Ooooohhhhhhh... pretty...

Slot Machine: INSERT COIN.

Lex: You got it, baby!

[FOUR HOURS LATER]

Lex: Oh, s**t. I'm broke. There's only one way to solve this: PROSTITUTION!


[SCENE: SHADY DUREM STREET CORNER]


Lex: Prostitution is so cool! Who needs morals and dignity? I'm a GAMBLER, after all. Prostitution is just another stepping stone to greatness.

Edmund: I'm taking a walk at about 1 AM. And that's not suspicious at all, oh no. I'm not searching for a whore or anything.

[pause]

Edmund: So, how much?


[LATER, IN EDMUND'S HOUSE... SHOP... WHATEVER]


Edmund: That was fun. Hey, let's become secret lovers. I'll pay you.

Lex: YAY! MONEY!

Edmund: And don't go off whoring to anyone else. Cause I'd get pissed.

Lex: Riiiiight. I need to leave now for some nonspecific reason. Don't think I'm up to something or anything.

Edmund: Right-o, best buddy!


[LATER, IN AEKEA]


Lex: Hey, what's up?

Liam: Not a whole lot. Hey, how much?

Lex: Hmm, let's see... Didn't Edmund say something about a situation like this?

[pause]

Lex: Well, I can't remember. Let's do it hard.

Edmund: I am in Aekea for no particular reason. *sees Lex and Liam* OH MY GOD. LEX?

Lex: EDMUND?

Liam: EDMUND?

Edmund: LIAM!

Liam: EDMUND!

Lex: LIAM!

Liam: BRAD!

Lex: ...

Liam: Uh.

Edmund: LEX! HOW COULD YOU? WE WERE SUPER BEST FRIENDS! *runs off crying*

Lex: Well, s**t.



TO BE CONTINUED.