This is the script to Charlie the Unicorn!!! Yes, I wrote it. I was bored.
Ahem:
Blue Unicorn: Heeey, Chaaarlie, hey Charlie wake up!
Pink Unicorn: Yeaaahhh Charlieeee, you silly sleepy head, wake up!!
Charlie: Uhhhh, oh god you guys. This better be pretty important! Is the meadow on fire?!
Blue Charlie: Nooooo Charlie, we found a maaap.To Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain Charlie!!
Pink Unicorn: Yeaaaah Charlie, we’re going to Candy Mooountaaain!! Come with us Charlie!
Blue Unicorn:Yeaah Charlie!!! It’ll be an ADVENTURE!! We’re going on an ADVENTURE CHARLIE!
Charlie: Yeah, Candy Mountain right…. I’m just gonna you know, go back to sleep now..
Blue Unicorn: NOoOoO, Charlie!! You have to come with us to candy mountain!!
Pink Unicorn: Yeah Charlie Candy Mountain!!! It’s a land of sweets and Joy…And JOYNESS :
Charlie: Please stop bouncing on me..
Blue Unicorn: CANDY MOUNTAIN CHARLIE!!!
Pink Unicorn: Yeah!!! Candy Mountain!!
Charlie: Alright fine!!! I’ll go with you to Candy Mountain!
Both Unicorns: La la la lal la la! Lal la laaa!! lalalalala!!
Charlie: AHH ENOUGH WITH THE SINGING ALREADY!!!
Blue Unicorn: Our first stop is over there Charlie!!
Charlie: Oh god, what is that..
Blue Unicorn: It’s a Leoplurodon Charlie!
Pink Unicorn: A Magical Leoplurodon!!
Blue Unicorn: Its gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain!
Charlie: Alright guys you do know that there’s no actual Candy Mountain right??
Blue Unicorn: Shun the nonbelievers!
Pink Unicorn: Shuuunnn!!
Blue Unicorn: SHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!
Charlie: Yeah…
Leoplurodon: gkeshiaghjdsfhauighivlrsa
Blue Unicorn: It has SPOKEN!!
Pink Unicorn: It has told us the waaaay!!!
Charlie: IT DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING!!
Blue Unicorn: It’s just over this bridge Charlie!
Pink Unicorn: This Magical Bridge! Of Hope and Wonder!!!
Charlie: Is anyone else getting, like covered in splinters!? Seriously guys.. we shouldn’t be on this thing..
Blue Unicorn: Chaarllliiiieeee, Chhaaaaaaaaarlllliiiiiiieeeeee,
Blue Unicorn: Chaaaaaarrrrrlllllllliiiiieeeee Chaar-
Charlie: I’m right here!! what do you want??!!
Blue Unicorn: We’re on a Bridge CHARLIE!!
Pink Unicorn: We’re Here!!!
Charlie: Well what do you know, there actually is a candy mountain.
Blue Unicorn: Candy Mountain!! Candy Mountain!! Fill me with sweet
sugary goodness!!!
Pink Unicorn: Go inside the Candy Mountain Cave Charlie!!!
Blue Unicorn: Yeah Charlie!! Go inside the cave!!! Magical wonders will behold when you enter!!
Charlie: Yeah, uhh… thanks but no thanks, im gonna stay out here.
Pink Unicorn: But you HAVE to enter the Candy Mountain Candy Cave Charlie?!
CANDY:Oh when you’re down and looking for some cheering up!
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave!
When you get inside you will find yourself a cheery land!
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land!
They’ve got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things!
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day!
It’s impossible to wear a frown in candy town!
It’s the Mecca of love the candy cave!
They’ve got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats!
Candy rats, chocolate bats it’s a wonderland of sweets!
Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band!
Candy bells it’s a treat as they march across the land!
Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground!
Turn around it astounds it’s a dancing candy tree!
In the candy cave the imagination runs so free!
so now Charlie will you please go into the cave!
BOOM!
Charlie: Alright FINE!! I’ll go into the Candy Cave! this better be good!
Both Unicorns: Hyaaaaa!!
Blue Unicorn: Goodbye Charlie!
Pink Unicorn: Yeah, goodbye Charlie!
Charlie: Goodbye?? What?? Hey what’s going on here?? Hello?? Who is that?? Bam!!
Charlie: Oww Uhhgg, What happened? Aghhaa! they took my kidney!!
 Sammehhh · Sat Oct 27, 2007 @ 03:23am · 1 Comments |
