A long, long time ago, in a far, far away land.... okay I lied. *ahem* just awhile ago, in a not to terribly far but not to terribly close land...*ahem* ok so it was only a couple years ago and it was earth. Don’t blame the narrator for trying to exaggerate the story. ANYWAYS, as you may know these weird looking animals known as "humans" created four horrible monstrosities, known to the human ear as... before I tell everyone their names I suggest you grab hold of something tight, because the minute I say this evil name, your heart will cease beating momentarily from the sheer scare. As I was saying these four monsters were called... TELETUBBIES...
There were four of these teletubbies... each one more horrific and evil than the other, with uncomprehendable powers that could devastate anything in their way... they lived a peaceful life like any other, never harmed a fly, but just these past few years, they have fought back... world war 2.5 as we in the future call it. Scientists from the future worked hard to find a solution, something, anything to end their reign of terror before it started in the present. They managed to create a simple being, a girl as you may call it... a girl with tremendous power, and whose name we referred to Mankinds Invincible Super Heroine Kinetic Assassin (We called her M.I.S.H.K.A for short... but the humans in the past just referred to her as mishka... they have never gotten used to spelling everything with those little dots...
We sent mishka back into the past, hopefully in time for her to realize her powers, and just pray that she will use them for good. the trip back to the past took just about 16 years for her to get there, meanwhile the teletubbies just finished wiping Australia off of the map with their tubby Custard missiles (what did Australia ever do to them). The teletubbies were just about to destroy the most important place on the map, Canada, but as they reached the border they realized they didn’t have their I.D with them, and on top of that tinkywinky was caught smuggling a thousand pounds of cocaine with him, this merely stalled them long enough for Mishka to burn through the atmosphere and beam towards land, head first. Mishka was just waking up at the time, realizing she was about to come in contact with something, screamed a scream that caused earthquakes across California (who cares about California right?). Mishka closed her eyes hoping something would save her from falling to her death, two feet away from hitting the cold dry cement, a pixie swooped down and grabbed her by her ponytail and dragged her to safety...
Mishka looked at the little floating pixie, which was giggling and smiling at her. "Bye" was the only thing she said to mishka, still laughing and smiling as she disappeared. Mishka thought that was odd, a small strand of hair brushed into her face, she went to pull it back, realizing that the pixie had taken the clip in her hair. Outraged mishka got up stomping the ground shouting at the air "GIVE ME MY CLIP BACK OR IM GOING TO KILL YOU. GET BACK HER. THAT’S MINE. HOW DARE YOU!" mishka went to kick a tree, and to her surprise, her kick had not only sliced the tree in half, it sent a shockwave cutting all the other trees down too. "Uh.........oh..." was all mishka had to say, and suddenly she found herself running, running as fast... no it was faster, than all the cars on the highway. Mishka peeked over to the red convertible, unaware that she was running extremely fast, and said nicely "hi how are you can you tell me where I am. I seem to be a little lost. All that was seen next was the car stop immediately, and the man running away screaming “I need to stop drinking!" Mishka couldn’t figure out what was wrong. Suddenly the pixie appeared again still laughing and giggling.........
"I see you have noticed your powers; very well we can now begin. as you may already know, you aren’t a normal human, you have tremendous powers, that are only meant for you to complete this mission, when I see that you have succeeded I will make you normal again. Your job is to go into Canada and kill these four devils advocates, known as Poe, tinky winky, lala, and tipsy. They have been destroying the planet severely. And it is up to you to stop them. this should not be hard for your powers are years more advanced than theirs." and with that Mishka was off to Canada... to kill the teletubbies... to save the world
Meanwhile the teletubbies all went different ways... it seems tinky winky got mad because Poe made fun of his sexual preference, and tipsy got mad at lala for pushing it into the lake. As mishka was running an image of a red creature chasing little kids around popped into her head, as if she could sense him, and it the image kept getting clearer and clearer. Mishka ran even faster, leaving a trail of cherry blossoms behind her. she caught the red demon in her sights, and with that she ran at him with malicious intent, jumped up behind him, and shot a beam of pink light from her hand, turning poe into a basket of apples, which she handed out to all the kiddies... another flash popped up into her brain, it seems the yellow one was robbing a store not to far from here.. away she ran
The yellow one, unlike the red one, could sense mishka coming for him, so he hid behind the counter, revealing a yellow sword, ready to slice her... he waited and waited for her to show, but nothing happened. Infuriated, he stood up, only to look into the eyes of none other than mishka herself... she smiled at him and said "I always hated the color yellow." Tipsy thrusted his sword towards her. but to his belief, she disappeared....so he thought... actually she was right behind him, this time she clamped her hands together, and began to extract something out of the air, it was what looked like a handle of a sword. tipsy laughed as she swiped the handle at him "there is no blade on there foolish girl...wha the fu--" tipsys body fell apart and shattered into flower petals... Mishka ran off in search of the next realizing she is beginning to like her powers
as it seemed, the other two teletubbies sense that this being of immense power, has just killed the other two... so they joined up, ready to kill, and ran to confront her. Mishka doing the same, she could feel HUGE power emitting ahead of her, she knew she was close. She raised her hand to brush her hair, and she pulled out a glimmering arrow, that seemed to be made of light, and the bow appeared in her other hand. She shot the bow ahead of her... smirking as if she hit something. Tinky winky and lala felt the power getting closer, closer, at an alarming pace, something wasn’t right. suddenly lala hit the floor screaming in pain, it seems the arrow had tore a hole right through him, he went to stand up only to have Mishka appear above him. "Bye-bye" as she stomped her foot down, lala had turned into a puddle of water.
Extremely shocked and frightened tinky winky was, "what...are....you" gasping for air and sweating bullets as Mishka approached stating "what am I? I am the ghost of Christmas past my friend. I am the reaper and I have come to harvest your soul. I am the protector of this planet and you just ran out of time" Mishka started twirling around in circles, creating a tornado around her, with a blink her eyes went pink and the tornado became engulfed in cherry blossoms, she then sent a booming kick towards tinky winky. "This cant is possible he thought.. It can’t..... No one is that strong.. what is she?" he went to close his eyes accepting the hand fate has dealt him, thousand of cherry blossoms ripped his way followed by the shockwave. A humungous cloud of smoke and dust appeared, "mission accomplished" she added with a smile. but to her surprise, as the smoke cleared... another being emitted from the shadows, no two did, one was a short yellow puppet looking monster, the other orange and shorter... "Bert, should we kill her Bert?" the orange responded, "no our main priority is to save this bumbling idiot because he has what master needed." everything went black. When light appeared to mishka's surprise.. They were all gone. Did she do it? Did she save earth?? the pixie appeared again "oh dear oh dear, not them no it cant be, what is planet sesame street doing on earth so suddenly, they weren’t do to come for another millennia..."...Whatever will become of earth, or Mishka, or humanity... To Be Continued......
There were four of these teletubbies... each one more horrific and evil than the other, with uncomprehendable powers that could devastate anything in their way... they lived a peaceful life like any other, never harmed a fly, but just these past few years, they have fought back... world war 2.5 as we in the future call it. Scientists from the future worked hard to find a solution, something, anything to end their reign of terror before it started in the present. They managed to create a simple being, a girl as you may call it... a girl with tremendous power, and whose name we referred to Mankinds Invincible Super Heroine Kinetic Assassin (We called her M.I.S.H.K.A for short... but the humans in the past just referred to her as mishka... they have never gotten used to spelling everything with those little dots...
We sent mishka back into the past, hopefully in time for her to realize her powers, and just pray that she will use them for good. the trip back to the past took just about 16 years for her to get there, meanwhile the teletubbies just finished wiping Australia off of the map with their tubby Custard missiles (what did Australia ever do to them). The teletubbies were just about to destroy the most important place on the map, Canada, but as they reached the border they realized they didn’t have their I.D with them, and on top of that tinkywinky was caught smuggling a thousand pounds of cocaine with him, this merely stalled them long enough for Mishka to burn through the atmosphere and beam towards land, head first. Mishka was just waking up at the time, realizing she was about to come in contact with something, screamed a scream that caused earthquakes across California (who cares about California right?). Mishka closed her eyes hoping something would save her from falling to her death, two feet away from hitting the cold dry cement, a pixie swooped down and grabbed her by her ponytail and dragged her to safety...
Mishka looked at the little floating pixie, which was giggling and smiling at her. "Bye" was the only thing she said to mishka, still laughing and smiling as she disappeared. Mishka thought that was odd, a small strand of hair brushed into her face, she went to pull it back, realizing that the pixie had taken the clip in her hair. Outraged mishka got up stomping the ground shouting at the air "GIVE ME MY CLIP BACK OR IM GOING TO KILL YOU. GET BACK HER. THAT’S MINE. HOW DARE YOU!" mishka went to kick a tree, and to her surprise, her kick had not only sliced the tree in half, it sent a shockwave cutting all the other trees down too. "Uh.........oh..." was all mishka had to say, and suddenly she found herself running, running as fast... no it was faster, than all the cars on the highway. Mishka peeked over to the red convertible, unaware that she was running extremely fast, and said nicely "hi how are you can you tell me where I am. I seem to be a little lost. All that was seen next was the car stop immediately, and the man running away screaming “I need to stop drinking!" Mishka couldn’t figure out what was wrong. Suddenly the pixie appeared again still laughing and giggling.........
"I see you have noticed your powers; very well we can now begin. as you may already know, you aren’t a normal human, you have tremendous powers, that are only meant for you to complete this mission, when I see that you have succeeded I will make you normal again. Your job is to go into Canada and kill these four devils advocates, known as Poe, tinky winky, lala, and tipsy. They have been destroying the planet severely. And it is up to you to stop them. this should not be hard for your powers are years more advanced than theirs." and with that Mishka was off to Canada... to kill the teletubbies... to save the world
Meanwhile the teletubbies all went different ways... it seems tinky winky got mad because Poe made fun of his sexual preference, and tipsy got mad at lala for pushing it into the lake. As mishka was running an image of a red creature chasing little kids around popped into her head, as if she could sense him, and it the image kept getting clearer and clearer. Mishka ran even faster, leaving a trail of cherry blossoms behind her. she caught the red demon in her sights, and with that she ran at him with malicious intent, jumped up behind him, and shot a beam of pink light from her hand, turning poe into a basket of apples, which she handed out to all the kiddies... another flash popped up into her brain, it seems the yellow one was robbing a store not to far from here.. away she ran
The yellow one, unlike the red one, could sense mishka coming for him, so he hid behind the counter, revealing a yellow sword, ready to slice her... he waited and waited for her to show, but nothing happened. Infuriated, he stood up, only to look into the eyes of none other than mishka herself... she smiled at him and said "I always hated the color yellow." Tipsy thrusted his sword towards her. but to his belief, she disappeared....so he thought... actually she was right behind him, this time she clamped her hands together, and began to extract something out of the air, it was what looked like a handle of a sword. tipsy laughed as she swiped the handle at him "there is no blade on there foolish girl...wha the fu--" tipsys body fell apart and shattered into flower petals... Mishka ran off in search of the next realizing she is beginning to like her powers
as it seemed, the other two teletubbies sense that this being of immense power, has just killed the other two... so they joined up, ready to kill, and ran to confront her. Mishka doing the same, she could feel HUGE power emitting ahead of her, she knew she was close. She raised her hand to brush her hair, and she pulled out a glimmering arrow, that seemed to be made of light, and the bow appeared in her other hand. She shot the bow ahead of her... smirking as if she hit something. Tinky winky and lala felt the power getting closer, closer, at an alarming pace, something wasn’t right. suddenly lala hit the floor screaming in pain, it seems the arrow had tore a hole right through him, he went to stand up only to have Mishka appear above him. "Bye-bye" as she stomped her foot down, lala had turned into a puddle of water.
Extremely shocked and frightened tinky winky was, "what...are....you" gasping for air and sweating bullets as Mishka approached stating "what am I? I am the ghost of Christmas past my friend. I am the reaper and I have come to harvest your soul. I am the protector of this planet and you just ran out of time" Mishka started twirling around in circles, creating a tornado around her, with a blink her eyes went pink and the tornado became engulfed in cherry blossoms, she then sent a booming kick towards tinky winky. "This cant is possible he thought.. It can’t..... No one is that strong.. what is she?" he went to close his eyes accepting the hand fate has dealt him, thousand of cherry blossoms ripped his way followed by the shockwave. A humungous cloud of smoke and dust appeared, "mission accomplished" she added with a smile. but to her surprise, as the smoke cleared... another being emitted from the shadows, no two did, one was a short yellow puppet looking monster, the other orange and shorter... "Bert, should we kill her Bert?" the orange responded, "no our main priority is to save this bumbling idiot because he has what master needed." everything went black. When light appeared to mishka's surprise.. They were all gone. Did she do it? Did she save earth?? the pixie appeared again "oh dear oh dear, not them no it cant be, what is planet sesame street doing on earth so suddenly, they weren’t do to come for another millennia..."...Whatever will become of earth, or Mishka, or humanity... To Be Continued......
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