• It's Christmas in Hollywood
    Santa's back up in the hood
    So meet me under the mistletoe lets f**k
    It's Chanukah in Inglewood
    the dradles spinning in the hood
    so meet me by the menorah lets get drunk


    J J J Just a little story about last Christmas
    About some bad kids who were full of wishes
    We gave some gifts and then we gave some lovin
    The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin
    Little Timmy stole from 7-11
    So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens
    We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin
    But there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents
    Zack got caught with a bottle of jack
    So we slipped down his chimney with an 18 pack
    He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack
    So we took the beer back and I F**KED HIM IN THE a**!!!
    It's Charlie Scene got egg nog in my flask
    The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped
    Like oh my god is that saint nick
    Kids give me your list like its the 25th
    Been accused of being a bad kid
    But I get presents as is
    Cause MRS. Clause just myspace'd me
    I blew off a date on Christmas eve.
    So I don't give a f**k if your naughty or nice
    You might still get a Rolly (rolex) and a gang on ice
    So write your list and never have no fear
    Have a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead new year!!!!

    F**K YEAH!!!


    bout to serve it up for for all you boys and girls.
    good kids, bad and even Da Kurlzz.
    we were chillin at home and deckin the halls.
    so I checked my phone and Santa had called.
    he said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve.
    he said that his jolly a** needed some help.
    he said Christmas aint a gang but a way of life.
    "if you guide my sleigh, I'll let you f**k my wife."
    so we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle,
    funnier than f**k you can ask Chris Kringle.
    so we all took flight but something was fishy.
    he asked for road head and started to kiss me.
    underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows.
    instead of bags of presents, he had bags of d***o's.
    I pulled down his beard and it was a monster.
    it wasn't saint nick it was a f**kin imposter.
    when we found out he started to pout.
    I took my bandana and I choked him out.
    I pulled off his beard and I f**ked his mouth.
    hi-jacked his sleigh and headed down south.
    I had a lot of wild nights but tonight was the craziest,
    met a lot of Jeff's but this one was shadiest.
    when it comes to cheer that motherf**kers a grinch.
    so if you don't like Christmas F**K YOU b***h!!!

    It's Christmas in Hollywood
    Santa's back up in the hood
    So meet me under the mistletoe lets f**k
    It's Chanukah in Inglewood
    the dradles spinning in the hood
    so meet me by the menorah lets get drunk

    It's Christmas in Hollywood
    Santa's back up in the hood
    So meet me under the mistletoe lets f**k
    It's Chanukah in Inglewood
    the dradles spinning in the hood
    so meet me by the menorah lets get drunk