• Sour Apple,
    how classic your sourness
    to my love of granny smith

    Sour Blueberry,
    How new and improved -
    You make my very
    toes cringe with your lovely
    sourness

    Sour Cherry,
    You loser. Get a life.
    (you're almost hairy,
    you're so sickening)

    Sour Grape,
    I think I'll go barf now
    My mouth is agape

    Sour Lemon,
    Okay.. Sour? Lemon?
    Must you bee so strange?

    Sour Orange,
    Try again. Your life
    is not sweet revenge.
    Sour Peach,
    Get out of my life.
    You sicken my breath
    Which I can't stand

    Sour Rasberry,
    Oh my hero!
    You saved me from Grape,
    Lemon and Orange
    My mouth is on fire .. in a very nice way

    Sour Strawberry,
    You can be the sidekick.

    Sour Watermelon!
    You are the last, leaving me with a heavenly bliss.
    Never again will I eat the nasties...
    No, I'll give them to some idiot.