You'll really like me. I'm one of those people that everybody just falls in love with. I'm really sweet and pretty and generally the best all around. Everyone always wants to hang out with me. I dominate the social scene wherever I go. I almost get bored with all the adoration I constantly recieve. There's really no one that's good enough to kick it with me, but I allow a few select people to say that they're my friends. Isn't that wonderful of me? What a darling. That's just how I am. I just radiate with benevolence and grace. I'm such a doll. I feel sorry for people who hate me; it's so obvious they're just jealous. I know they can't help it...if I was them, I'd hate me too...but I can't help it that I'm so much better than everyone else. I didn't ask to be born perfect, but I was anyway. When I feel sad, all I have to do is look in the mirror and I feel better instantly. It's because I'm so beautiful. I'm the light of the world. I'm IT!!
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