*Enjoy these "Yo mama jokes" ((^_)))*
1 ) Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
2 ) Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
3 ) Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she ran outside with a bowl
4 ) Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
5 ) Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
6 ) Yo momma so supid she could trip over a cordless phone!
7 ) Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
8 ) Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight.
9 ) Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
10 ) Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." (Remember Person I Know??)....hahas
11 ) Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
12 ) Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
13 ) Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
14 ) Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
15 ) Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
16 ) Yo mamma so stupid she studied for a drug test.
17 ) Yo mamma so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company!
18 ) Yo mamma so stupid she tried to drown a fish!
19 ) Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
20 ) Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her! Yo momma so ugly her face was on fire and I had to use a snow shovel to put it out.
21 ) Yo momma so ugly her face was on fire and I had to use a snow shovel to put it out.
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