Not really, but here's a collection of short stories anyway. =D I just got back from Colin's and felt like I should write some of our adventures down so I don't forget. Don't feel you have to read them if you get bored.
First time I ever go to Colin's, everyone's sitting around in his room. Colin's massive dad walks in wearing bright yellow short shorts and a gas mask, climbs into the attic.
everyone: ... -complete silence-
Colin whips a glass bowl into his ceiling fan, doesn't break. His sister whips it at his head, it doesn't break. Colin sets it down on a pillow, it splits into three pieces.
Five simultanious screams: WHAT THE ********]
James and I are sitting in history before class starts, Tyler walks in.
James: -points at Tyler- JEW!!
other students: -jawdrop-
James: -looks up at the board... "Holocaust unit"- ...Oh.
Bitchy chick lecturing a huge group of us, I stand behind her and proceed to mock (twirling my hair, pushing up my breasts)
random nerd guy: ... -gets a hard on- >__>
Tyler and Colin are climbing trees in the forest.
Colin: -breaks a bunch of branches, but manages to stay on tree safely- Come on, it's safe, just jump.
Tyler: Well... alright. -jumps, falls 20 feet, pant leg gets caught on a branch with his head two inches from the ground-
Colin: Damn. And you know I almost brought the video camera.
Typical Oscar in the middle of the busiest Anime North room.
Oscar: Damn I hate Asians. -doesn't get killed-
All of us are in the theatre, some six year old girl sits beside us. Christine (mah lady with an extreme French accent) is talking nonstop.
little girl: SHUT THE ******** UP! I'M TRYING TO WATCH A DAMN MOVIE! D:<
Christine: -pauses- ... GEW EAT A d**k, EH?!
Tyler, Dean and I finished our last exam and went to the park. Some construction guy there has a fire hose in his giant dump truck, and he walks off. A minute later, his truck starts to overflow and literally bursts from the back, creating quite possibly the biggest splash I've ever witnessed. Then the guy walked back and started screaming because he was screwed. And we laughed. Hard.
That's... yeah. I'm tired of typing.
 Ten Ten · Mon Jan 15, 2007 @ 01:52am · 2 Comments |
