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Just some silly little quotes out of this book I have.
Called "Really Important Stuff My Kids Have Taught Me".
I got it because it has cute stuff in it. XD
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You can make chores fun by telling everyone you're Cinderella.
It's possible to feel full when it comes to more vegetables,
but not full when it comes to a piece of cake.
Look at it upside-down.
Don't expect a stranger to wipe your nose.
Give yourself a nickname before someone else does.
Bees shouldn't be nice and fuzzy.
Hiding peas under the napkin only works once.
Don't blow bubbles in the wind.
Frogs do not look alike.
Don't wear it if it itches.
If the horse you're drawing looks more like a dog,
make it a dog.
It's not really giving if you give away the animal crackers
with missing heads and feet.
If it smells bad, it will taste that way too.
Don't squeeze your gerbil.
If you have to drop it, drop it jelly-side up.
You have to eat a lot of cereal before you find the free toy.
Being captain doesn't mean you're the smartest one,
it just means you're the one with the boat.
When you bring a salamander to school,
you find you have lots of friends you didn't even know about.
If you want a kitten, start out asking for a horse.
If you can't name it, scrape it off your pizza.
There is no good reason why clothes have to match.
Why buy roses when daisies are free?
If a lady has a black thing on her tooth, tell her.
Squeeze the tube slowly,
because once the toothpaste is out, it's pretty hard to get it back in.
Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to.
Big fish eat little fish.
The school bus is never late on the same day as you are.
No one does much living in the living room.
Believing in the Tooth Fairy is easier than trying to figure out
how else the money gets under your pillow.
Toads aren't ugly. They're just toads.
You can teach an old dog new tricks with the right kind of doggie treats.
A penny saved is not much.
Your echo will always answer.
All libraries smell the same.
One-hundred times is not too many when it's your favorite book.
Sometimes you complain about hot lunch just
because you're used to complaining about hot lunch.
Slugs leave an easy trail to follow, but who really wants to?
There isn't a lot of time between green bananas and speckled bananas.
Celery with peanut-butter and raisins tastes better if you call it "ants on a log".
You run faster than you thought you could,
when you're being chased by a bumblebee.
If the tree had apples this year, don't expect pears next year.
When you're told not to put raisins up your nose,
it's hard to think about anything else.
It's hard to unlearn a bad word.
Chasing the cat is more fun than catching it.
Sometimes the medicine is worse than the cough.
Your shadow will do exactly what you want it to.
As soon as you tell a secret, it's not one.
Goldfish don't bounce.
 Ophrysia · Sat Dec 30, 2006 @ 05:33am · 0 Comments |
