OK PEOPLE,ATTENTION!!!! THIS IS A CONTINUOUS STORY SO I SUGGEST YOU START FROM THE BEGININNING SO YOU WILL UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!! 
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heart So, Ling and Ran-fan were at the mall again. They were eating tacos again. And Ran-fan couldn't open the hotsauce again. This time, Armstrong wasn't there to assist her. And Ling is laughing at her. So she did the sensable thing and ran away crying. In her marathon of running through the mall she ran headlong into Greed. Envy and Greed came to the mall together. But as a cruel joke Envy thought it would be funny to take the car and drive away. So Ran-fan said he could drive her car because she can't drive a car with one arm. She said the only condition was he had to drive her home.
heart But as they got close to her house, she changed her mind. She told him to keep driving. 3 hours later when he finally asked where they were going she told him they were going to L.A.
heart All that we know about their trip is they got drunk and they married.
heart Once they decided to come back to tell everyone they were getting a divorce most people were confused. Except for Ling and Envy. Ling was disturbed and hurt because Ran-fan had left him at the mall.And Envy was pissed off that they didn't get invited to the wedding. So he took his frustration on the first person he saw. Which unfortunately for Edward was Edward. And he also locked Greed out of the apartment for a month.
heart Speaking of Roy(We weren't even talking about Roy?!) he was trying to figure out what to do about his water problem... and his roommate. He decided to call a plumber. And give his roommate a chance(yeeeeesss). So Roy and Hughes went out on a date. Then another. Then they were officially a couple.
heart Back to Envy and Edward. Ed got raped. sweatdrop poor Ed. Then Envy kicked him out and let Greed move back in. Greed was happy he didn't have to sleep in the hallway with the hobo again. And then he asked Envy why it took him a whole month to rape Ed. Envy just glared at Greed.
eek Why it really took a month. Edward managed to get ahold of a pan. And Ed would hit Envy with it every time Envy got within ten feet of him. So Envy stopped giving Ed food(child abuse) finally after a month Ed gave in. Mostly because he couldn't pick up the pan.
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heart So, Ling and Ran-fan were at the mall again. They were eating tacos again. And Ran-fan couldn't open the hotsauce again. This time, Armstrong wasn't there to assist her. And Ling is laughing at her. So she did the sensable thing and ran away crying. In her marathon of running through the mall she ran headlong into Greed. Envy and Greed came to the mall together. But as a cruel joke Envy thought it would be funny to take the car and drive away. So Ran-fan said he could drive her car because she can't drive a car with one arm. She said the only condition was he had to drive her home.
heart But as they got close to her house, she changed her mind. She told him to keep driving. 3 hours later when he finally asked where they were going she told him they were going to L.A.
heart All that we know about their trip is they got drunk and they married.
heart Once they decided to come back to tell everyone they were getting a divorce most people were confused. Except for Ling and Envy. Ling was disturbed and hurt because Ran-fan had left him at the mall.And Envy was pissed off that they didn't get invited to the wedding. So he took his frustration on the first person he saw. Which unfortunately for Edward was Edward. And he also locked Greed out of the apartment for a month.
heart Speaking of Roy(We weren't even talking about Roy?!) he was trying to figure out what to do about his water problem... and his roommate. He decided to call a plumber. And give his roommate a chance(yeeeeesss). So Roy and Hughes went out on a date. Then another. Then they were officially a couple.
heart Back to Envy and Edward. Ed got raped. sweatdrop poor Ed. Then Envy kicked him out and let Greed move back in. Greed was happy he didn't have to sleep in the hallway with the hobo again. And then he asked Envy why it took him a whole month to rape Ed. Envy just glared at Greed.
eek Why it really took a month. Edward managed to get ahold of a pan. And Ed would hit Envy with it every time Envy got within ten feet of him. So Envy stopped giving Ed food(child abuse) finally after a month Ed gave in. Mostly because he couldn't pick up the pan.
stressed To Be Continued stressed
