OK PEOPLE,ATTENTION!!!! THIS IS A CONTINUOUS STORY SO I SUGGEST YOU START FROM THE BEGININNING SO YOU WILL UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!! 
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gonk So Greed and Envy were in prison. Well they weren't actually in prison they were just in custody (custodidy) and they only had one phone call. So they called Dante, the gangsta. Like me. She came to get them and almost got arrested herself because shes an evil gangsta(like me) not one of the nice ones. She said she would get them out only if they came back to work with her at her shoestore, cause all gangstas go through that phase(i did to).
gonk Meanwhile, at Roys apartment(i lived in an apartment once) Hughes was making himself at home... and hitting on Roy. Poor Roy, he still loved Ling.
gonk Speaking of Ling, he was still on that cruise with Armstrong, trying to get away. Because he was scared of pink sparkly things, like Armstrong. Luckily, he was rescued, by Mandark(from Dexters Lab)(WTF?!). Mandark helped him get away from the pink sparkly Armstrong, the only catch was, Ling had to make pies for Mandark, Dorascette, and Marta. Turns out Ling was a very good cook and dancer... or a cook that can dance or a dancer that can cook.
gonk Edward was in love with the man who was not his father, who was Roy. Who we found out last section was not Ed's father. So he stopped by Roys apartment(this never turns out good) where he found Hughes... and Roy. So he ran away crying like a little girl. That is when he was unfortunatley found by Greed and Envy, who were doing door to door shoe sales for Dante, the gangsta(like me!!!).foooooood!
gonk Elsewhere, Wrath and Alphonse set up a "Welcome back from your coma" party. They got balloons that said exactly that at the dollar store. Cause you can get everything there, and all for a dollar. So Sloth had a wonderful "Welcome back from your coma" party and ended up making out with Pride... somehow. Luckily, Al and Wrath did NOT see that part, because Al was to busy trying to get Lusts' attention and Wrath was trying to convince Hawkeye to not get drunk and throw up everywhere.
gonk Mei, Yoki, and Scar were on a mission. To understand nuclear physics and to spread the scar fanclub to all corners off the world, because the world is a triangle. On their quest, they fought the anti-jesus, and won. They saved innocent men with long flowing hair from the deadly clutches of the football team. But most importantly, they got me a twinkie. WO0T! GO SCAR FANCLUB!
gonk Meanwhile, Ran-fan lost her arm. it was sad. But nobody really cared except for Roys doctor friend. Who owes Roy money, because everyone does. And so Ran-fan went to Resembool(that place Ed and Al were from in the anime) And got Pinnochio to get her a pretty shiny arm, because flesh is so over rated.
biggrin To Be Continued... biggrin
gonk So Greed and Envy were in prison. Well they weren't actually in prison they were just in custody (custodidy) and they only had one phone call. So they called Dante, the gangsta. Like me. She came to get them and almost got arrested herself because shes an evil gangsta(like me) not one of the nice ones. She said she would get them out only if they came back to work with her at her shoestore, cause all gangstas go through that phase(i did to).
gonk Meanwhile, at Roys apartment(i lived in an apartment once) Hughes was making himself at home... and hitting on Roy. Poor Roy, he still loved Ling.
gonk Speaking of Ling, he was still on that cruise with Armstrong, trying to get away. Because he was scared of pink sparkly things, like Armstrong. Luckily, he was rescued, by Mandark(from Dexters Lab)(WTF?!). Mandark helped him get away from the pink sparkly Armstrong, the only catch was, Ling had to make pies for Mandark, Dorascette, and Marta. Turns out Ling was a very good cook and dancer... or a cook that can dance or a dancer that can cook.
gonk Edward was in love with the man who was not his father, who was Roy. Who we found out last section was not Ed's father. So he stopped by Roys apartment(this never turns out good) where he found Hughes... and Roy. So he ran away crying like a little girl. That is when he was unfortunatley found by Greed and Envy, who were doing door to door shoe sales for Dante, the gangsta(like me!!!).foooooood!
gonk Elsewhere, Wrath and Alphonse set up a "Welcome back from your coma" party. They got balloons that said exactly that at the dollar store. Cause you can get everything there, and all for a dollar. So Sloth had a wonderful "Welcome back from your coma" party and ended up making out with Pride... somehow. Luckily, Al and Wrath did NOT see that part, because Al was to busy trying to get Lusts' attention and Wrath was trying to convince Hawkeye to not get drunk and throw up everywhere.
gonk Mei, Yoki, and Scar were on a mission. To understand nuclear physics and to spread the scar fanclub to all corners off the world, because the world is a triangle. On their quest, they fought the anti-jesus, and won. They saved innocent men with long flowing hair from the deadly clutches of the football team. But most importantly, they got me a twinkie. WO0T! GO SCAR FANCLUB!
gonk Meanwhile, Ran-fan lost her arm. it was sad. But nobody really cared except for Roys doctor friend. Who owes Roy money, because everyone does. And so Ran-fan went to Resembool(that place Ed and Al were from in the anime) And got Pinnochio to get her a pretty shiny arm, because flesh is so over rated.
biggrin To Be Continued... biggrin
