So everyone was high today.
Seriously.
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*Outside*
Me: *Sings bring me to life*
Chris: Hey toots can you get off the dance floor?
Me: ?
Chris: Im about to shake my money maker. And I should warn you, I look pretty damn good in a tutu!
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Me: I got an A on my Math test!!! =D
Tades: yay.
Me: Yay? Your a foolish boy with no hope of survival! Yay? You'll be one of the first to die! YAY? Your screams will echo through hell. YAAAYYY YAAAAAYYYY!! YYYAAAYY!!!
Tades: O.O OKAY OKAY! Your--a fing god!
Me: OF COURSE IM A FING GOD YOU IMPUDENT LITTLE BOY! DO YOU THINK A REGULAR GIRL COULD PULL OFF THIS HAIRCUT? YES IM A FING GOD, SO START TREATING ME LIKE ONE! BOW DOWN ALL OF YOU! WORSHIP MY HAIRCUT! YOUR GOD COMMANDS IT!!!
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Me: Chris, Blake you guys should start singing.
Chris: BLAKE. LALA SONG.
Blake: YESH!
Me: Huh?
Chris and Blake: LALALALALALA I KINDA LIKE THIS SONG. LALALALALALA WHY DONT YOU SING ALONG?
LALALALALALA I SING MY LALALA FOR THE GIRLS!!!
FOR.
THE.
GIRLS.
YEAH.
MMMM!
Everyone on the bus: *Scarred for life faces*
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Chris: When I die and go to heaven.
And I see god
Im just gunna say
"s**t!"
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Chris: SHAT!
ME: *Tipps over his backpack*
Chris: ALL YOU EVER DO IS STAY AT HOME AND PLAY WITH YOUR TITS AND LOOK AT YOUR a** AT THE SAME TIME!
Me: I'LL KICK YOU IN THE BALLS!
Chris: b***h! I LOVE YOU! (lol not really XD)
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MeAllyandBrianna: Okay we dont have enough money for this stuff, We have to bring stuff back.
Chris: Fine...what do you need to go back...
Me: We'll put away the juice...
Chris: Kay...
Me: And the Twizzlers...
Chris: kay...
Me: And the Marshmallows..
Chris: NO!
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