En la cafeteria....I was sitting with Ria and Darrel and then Jonathan comes and starts doing his chem hw. So I start to leave and he says "If you leave, I will bite your a**." And I was like "Yeah, right." And I start to walk away, and he actually grabbed my.......I felt so violated. Of course I slapped him. Shoved his head into the table. Kicked him down where the sun doesn't shine.
Oh, and then I went to sit with Kisean(KEE-shawn) and Jordan (girl) and these two Mexican girls in short skirts and knee-high leather black boots were walking past us. And Kisean said "Hola chicas." And they don't hear him, so they keep walking, and then he says "Como te llamas" still they keep walking and they walk out the door and he screams "ES MUY BONITO!!!" And all the people at our table were like "You idiot! It's bonita!!!" And he says "Hey, I don't know if it's a girl or guy." And two seconds later, this tall mexican dude walks in and I tell Kisean, "Oh, I bet that's the girl's boyfriend. He's gonna beat you up for checking out his girls." And Kisean was like "Pshh, yeaa right." And he tried to talk to the dude, but he walked away.
And then Jordan teaches us how to say '******** You' in French..FU TUA! Idk, how you spell it, but that's how you say it. So the John, this sophomore walks by and says "Hi" to me and Kisean says "Hey John. Fu tua the vending machine!" Which was right behind him. And John doesn't get it. And I told him, "He just told you to do the vending machine." And John is like "Faggget" To Kisean. And then Kisean looks over at the vending machine and says "See all those juices? We gonna make lotsa babies, me and the vending machine. Sexxii vending machine." And John walks over to it and says "They have a drink that says 'Slenderize' And some Vitamin Drinks. If you know what vitamin I'm talkin about!" It was so nasty, but so hilarious.
SPIRIT WEEK: SCHOOL SPIRIT DAY!!! pshh, I wore my Duluth shirt and black jeans!
iLA CLASE DE ESPANOL!
Liddy wore the total nerd outfit. She wore the school shirt with glasses and had her "handy dandy calculator" and an electronic sudoku "for the asians" Her words, not mine.
Robert said something to Ria and Ria said "SHUT UP! I don't like you're kind!" And Robert is white. It was so funny. And Senora said "That's awkward!" And the funny thing about that is that Ria always always always says "That's awkward"...ALWAYS! And we all started laughing. It was great.
Physics
AGAIN! I felt so violated... 5 times in one class!!! It was nasty, I was at the point of shuving my pen up his.....!!!!!!!!!
English
We have this really cool project and me and Liddy and this guy named Jose are in a group. The rest of them ditched us for the Islamic Assassins. I keep calling the terrorrists hehe. They just didn't wanna be the Spanish Pirates. Which is SO TOTALLY AMAZING HOTT!!! But they wanna be Terrorrists so that's their problem. Anyway, Liddy and I were looking up costumes and all we found were a bunch of hooker costumes! The costumes they make these days are so slutty. And you should have seen Jose practically drooling over all those pictures....Terrible.
Calc
Oh! Mr. Garrison said "Come on guys, I wanna hurry up and teach so I can go home and take my wife to the lovely mountains and enjoy the view." And we were like "awwwwwww" And then someone asked him if his kids were coming. And then Ria said "Are they old enough?" And Mr. Garrison said "Are they old enough for WHAT?" It was so hilarious. She actually meant old enough to stay home alone. lol
And THAT was my day. It was a long day. I was exhausted. REALLY exhausted...
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