Football game was AWSOMEEE
I thought I was going to die.
BY THE HANDS OF TATOR TOTS.
(AKA my friend Nathan and Tades XD)
Tades: IM THE STRONGEST THING IN THE WORLD!
Me: Oh?
Tades: IM EVEN STRONGER THAN CHUCK NORRIS!
Me: BLASPHAMEY! THATS ANAMOSITY! ANAMOSITY I SAY!!!
*Laterz*
Chris: *Makes out with girlfriend*
Me: GOD YOUR GROSS!
Chris: Here give this to Tades, throw it at him. *Hands poweraid bottle to me*
Me: Okaayy...HEY TADES! HERE! *Throws bottle*
*BREAKS AND GETS ALL OVER HIS PANTS*
Tades: D<<<<< *Chases after me*
Me: *RUNS AWAY SCREAMING*
*MUCH MUCH MUUUCCCHHH Laterz*
Cassandra: *Listens to radio during half time* Lets call in the radio.
Me: *Takes out cell and calls radio* I'll request "In the--"
?: HEY YOUR ON THE AIR!
Me: OH SNAP! Uhmm can you guys play in the ayer?
?: OH YEAH SURE ARE YOU AT THE FOOTBALL GAME?
Me:....yes?
???: OHHHH WELL HOW OLD ARE YOU MISS?
Me: Thirteen.
???: ARNT YOU TO YOUNG TO CALL I--
Me: DUNDANUN.
??:Huh?
Me: Exactly.
??: Whats your name?
Me: Samantha.
??: Where are your parents?
Me: No where.
??: Well then...you should go find them so they can...
Me: LOSER SAYS WHAT?
??: What?
Me: EXACTLY *Hangs up*
*AFTER THE GAME*
Brittany: Hey look a bike...
Me: Will your mom mind if were late getting to your house?
Brittany: No!
ME: SWEET! *Grabs little kid bike and rides around* EHEHEHEHE!!! I'LL GET YOU AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO MWAHAHAHAH XD
Random guy: ARE YOU RETARDED OR A LESBIAN?
Me: DO YOU HAVE AN ISSUE WITH ME? *jumps off bike* I HAVE MY RIGHTS TO YOU KNOW!!!
Guy: *Walks away*
Me: YAH YOU BETTER RUN!...b***h!
PRICELESS.
So I have a really random life.
About a trillion other funny things happened.
BUT I DUN WANNA TELL JOO D<<<<<
SO HA.
I'll post again on Monday when more funny things will happen.
SO BYE MY READERS!!!
Or..
me.
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you know your life is much like mine only stuff happens like this once a week insted every day as in a day ago
Me: Gets off bus singing jingle bombs with some friends
Rob: Runs after me screaming "fall through you"
Me: runs in terror
((to make a loog story short i said this one day in class))...
"In human psychology we have no heads and every thing falls through you."
Rob: "You want to prove that?"
Me: ...start to hide
Rob: Plows through desks as teacher walks in...
teacher: hits desk with a ruller brakeing it in half
Me: rolls on floor laughing
Class: Ducks
any who we got a weeks worth of iss...(worst teacher ever)
back to other story...
Rob: Hey Sam isnt here...
Me: He always is maby i will call him later
LATER---Me: Walks up big hill to get to house (i am kicking a rock)
Sam: Hey Nich!
Me: Looks up and runs into a tree falling over.
Sam: Cant breath cause he is laughing to hard
Me: Oppens backpack and pulls out a white speeker "Sam come here but close your eyes."
Sam: Never!
Rob and Anna: Shoot he found Sam...I wish they would get over it...They run after us
((we got in fight on the buss about two days ago))
Rob: Finaly! I get to fall though you!
Me: Out of breath...gets crushed
Rob: Now kiss and make up you two... (Its a boy sam)
Sam: Smiles and chases "Revenge!"
Me: Runs back to get back pack then runs all the way home
LATER next morning
Me: Damn He egged my window again...
Parents: WHAT!!!
Me: Some eggs would be good for brake fast...
Me: Stupid dog wont attack my friends when I want him to but loves to pick up after there eggs
Me: Gags at smell after opening window!
Sam: Look at me and picks up walkie talkie. "HE IS AWAKE!" pauses and picks up watter gun. "HE LOOKES PISSED!"
EDIT!!!!....Sorry i had to go it was like Midnight err 11:00 Pm to you really...
((It was saterday sooo we had a war (me and rob) Vs (Anna Crys (Crystal) and Sam) that wasnt exciteing as much but it was funny when we got out to the lake.))....
Me: "They have to come here to refill ya know."
Rob: "Look here they come!"
Me and Rob: Jump off a cliff and ride down on a rope swing.
Rob: His broke and he landed in the lake.
Me: I watch him fall then almost hit a tree.
Sam: Throws a stink bomb at me.
Me: Catches and it pops...
Rob: Runs out of lake.
Crys: throws a stink bomb at Rob.
Me: "Run away!"
Rob am Me: We go back to base...
((Best part is we didnt run into the skunk on the way back like the other three did mrgreen but we still smelt bad from the sink bomb...They smelt waaaay worse... mrgreen ))
There story...
Crys: "Sam is that your cat?!" (His cat looks like a skunk) lolz rofl...
Sam: "Or its a skunk cause we are fairly far from home..."
Anna: Runs far away!
Skunk: sprays Anna
Sam: "Not a cat!"
Crys and Sam: Back off slowly.
Skunk: Sprays Crys and Sam
Sam: "It burns!!"
Robs Walkie Talkie: "Help! its a skunk."
Me: "Serves 'em right now they smell just as bad as us."
Rob and Me: Waight in a tree
Rob drops a stick on sam
Sam: "AAAA" he runs away
Crys: Cant stop laughing (I cant either)
Anna: Dosent know what to do so runs away.
Crys: Looks up
Me: "Sam come back!"
Sam: "why?!"
Me: "Good stay there you smell bad enough."
Rob: "You didnt need to call us we smelt it about 5 min. before you did."
Me and Rob: Jumps out of tree...
((Well rest dosent matter but i though it was kinda funny))
((The rest of the night once we where done takeing baths with tomato juce we wandered around town doing crazy crap))
hope u liked hehe =D...Pm me if you can =D and let me know you read this lolz...let me know what you think..