perfect things to do if you never wan't a pet again. biggrin
Ask stupid questions. Braid your dogs hair. Buff your cat. Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet. Get a dog to chase your car. Give your cat a mohawk. Give your cat a suntan...in the microwave. Give your goldfish a perm. Harness chipmunk power. Let the vet catch it. Prove once and for all that a cow can jump over the moon. Raise professional racing ferrets. Send your goldfish to obedience school. Tree a goldfish. Water your dog...see if he grows.
treeslounge · Mon Sep 15, 2008 @ 04:15pm · 0 Comments |