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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider.
It wiggled and giggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird.
How absurd, she swallowed a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wiggled and giggled and tickled insider.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wiggled and giggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog! She swallowed a dog.
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wiggled and giggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow.
She swallowed the cow to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wiggled and giggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse...
She's dead of course.