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I ish a fox, a fox with a journal, a fox with an awesomful journal. You ish a mortal, a meaningless mortal, a meaningless mortal who no one needs and will be eaten by me, a fox with an awesomeful journal!
Doctor's Log
The first disease I want to bring into view is coladrunkitus. It is a disease that forms when one drinks to much coke and gets drunk on it.
Here are the simptoms in order that they accur. The length of time between each stage/symptom is aproximately 2 minutes to 20 minutes.:
1.) the effected person starts to feel slight dizzyness.
2.) they will then start to be in a drunk "mood."
3.) they will then start to see dots floating in front of them.
4.) they will start to see the dots change to sparkles.
5.) they will see only sparkles.
The rest is data I collected from other unnamed researchers. (I had to do so a.) because Panda dumped freezing cold water on my head and b.) because I can only have one soda a day.)
6.) they will start spinning in circles and stop at the end of this stage.
7.) they will start to believe that they can soar.
8.) the effected person will then start to believe that they can now fly.
9.) after some time, they should pass-out, ending their coladrunkitus.

CAUTION: IF THE PERSON IS ALLOWED NEAR CLIFFS, ROOFS, OR ANY OTHER STEEP OR HIGH PLACES, THEY WILL JUMP OFF AND EITHER DIE OR GET HURT! SO KEEP PEOPLE WITH COLADRUNKITUS AWAY FROM PLACES LIKE THIS!
Note: While coladrunkitus is not contagious, it can be dangerous if multiple people in an area have it.

Hiro-the-Danial
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  • User Comments: [1]
    Hiro-the-Danial
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    Wed Jan 02, 2008 @ 11:26pm


    This is the second disease. It was first released in Wolfie's journal.
    Quote:
    I, Dr. Ren, am suffering from a new disease called Namecritis. It is a disease in which a person with a name close to/the same as your/a family member's/a friend's name and you feel you must help or be kind to them even if you don't want to. This is intensified if it is a family member or friend that has passed away. I came across this disease after getting an orphan named Laura, that same as my greatgrandmother who passed away when I was 5 or 6, so I have the feeling that I must take care of her.
    Symptoms:
    -Need to take care of someone with a name close to/the same as your/a family member's/a friend's name
    -Not wanting to care of this someone
    -feeling of name crisis


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