"Once upon a time duck tape was invented long ago by someone smarter then you... the end"
"Stand back son there is nothing to see here"
"WAIT! WHERE YOU GOING? I was going to make expresso!"
"Don't make me angery... you wouldn't like me when I'm angery"
"Ten bucks... cough it over... pay the piper!"
"Oh you pretty Chitty-Bang-Bang, pretty Chitty-Bang-Bang we love you. AND. OUR. Pretty Chitty-Bang-Bang loves us too. NEAR. FAR. Every where we go BANG, BANG Chitty-Citty bang!"
"Was I speeding officer?"
"I cought you 40 miles per hour back there... do you know what the speed limit is?"
"Well it says on that sign back there the speed limit is 40 miles per hour!"
"Step out of the car please sir..."
"Hey wait a minute! Are you Sams little friend?!"
"Sir... step out of the car."
"Yeah you were the one who buged up the toliet last night!"
"HEY I'M AN OFFICER! AND YOU WILL RESPECT MY ATHORITA!"
"Yeah right! Go back to school little boy."
"Wait, wait, wait a minute. You mean to tell me that I flew all the way to Kentuky to have some of your famious fried chicken and the Cornal is not working today?!"
"No the cornal not in, he dead!"
"What?"
"I say he dead."
"... Is Mr. Sanders in?"
"Whats wrong with you fool I say to you he dead!"
".... The Cornal!"
"I'M DANCIN' LIKE A MONKEY!"
"We're men! We're men in tights!"
"MAN! I feel like a woman!"
"Babysiter?! You don't need one of those do ya? You mean to tell me that this woman gets payed by sitting on BABYS?! THATS DESUSTING! I do it for nothin!"
"If you say as much as one silable... I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! But if you like to fax me press the star key."
"I love Beef Stew!"
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 StrayHawk314 · Sun Oct 21, 2007 @ 07:08pm · 1 Comments |
