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I just got back from the Local
Had to try the local brew
And I ran into the local gossip
And I learned a thing or two
All about them local yokels
And what they get up to
And he read me there pedigrees
And I'll read em back to you

The local chef's a poofter
The local doc's a drunk
The local priest likes little boys bums
And the local cops a c**t

<span id="test13514975">. . .</span><br/><div id="post13514975" style="display:none; margin-right:75px;"> The local mayor's a ******** dickhead
His wife's the local snob
The local bank manager's a ******** wanker
And so's the local cop
The local sparky a ******** cowboy
The local plumber's makin a mint
The local undertaker's a ******** weirdo
And the local lawyer's full of s**t

The local chef's a poofter
The local doc's a drunk
The local priest likes little boys bums
And the local cops a c**t
I said the local cops a c**t

The local butcher's full of blowflies
Local dogs are full of fleas
The local barber's a ******** butcher
Local teens are ******** thieves
The local caryard's a ******** ripoff
And so's the local show
And the local cop's a dead set c**t
But I mentioned that a minute ago

The local chef's a poofter
The local doc's a drunk
The local priest likes little boys bums
And the local cops a c**t
I said the local cops a c**t

OMG the locals cops a deads set c**t</div>