A little bit of randomosity from my life. These are real life conversations between me and my parents.
Blue = my dad.
Green = me.
Red = my mom.
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"Where does the garlic press go?"
"In the drawer with the sharp things."
"But it isn't sharp..."
"Yes, that's why it goes in the drawer with the sharp things. So they won't fight. It's your mother's logic."
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"I can't do that."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm morally and ethically opposed to being in two places at once."
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"Don't throw that out, alright?"
"Me? I don't throw things out."
"Yeah, I was sort of wondering why the two of you were having this conversation..."
"Why not? Are you morally and ethically opposed to that too?"
"No, but I'm pretty sure it's against my religion."
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