So I went to the crack dumpster outside my house to feed my sandwhich crust to the rats and the chick who lives in there, when suddenly a homeless man appears! He ask for change, but I give him the crust. He gets pissed and throws it at me, just like in Scary Movie 1. Then We grabbed this pointed stick and asked for fresh strawberries. I snuck around to the homless ladie's fridge and took some stawberries. It was a good two hours after he ate them that I realized they were spoiled; he got sick and threw up, then got rushed to the hospital, where he got his stomach pumped and died.
 KingJack! · Sun Aug 12, 2007 @ 03:38am · 0 Comments |
