Soz anyways theres this kid in PE and he's all like bumping our balls and being an overall b***h. Then he asked if he could play. Jarred, who usually says who can play and stuff cause he's the best player, said no of course. He tried to look scary by getting an inch away from Jarred, and being considerably taller made him look like that scene with Norrington and Will. He asked why he was in charge of who's playing. Jarred merely repeated that he wasn't going to play. I tell him "Get the ******** of our court, b*****d". He backs up off of Jarred, gives me a dirty look and says "Come on, it's only 3 of us. Let's do a 7th vs. 8th. Wait hold on, that kid's sixth grade. OH yeah Jasper's 7th grade." "GET THE ******** OFF OUR ******** COURT" "And she (indicating me)'s a b***h." And he leaves. I shout at his back "NOT A b***h, THE b***h ********". Shannon says next time say "THAT'S MRS. b***h TO YOU ********!" XD. I most definately will.
And Rohan is being a ******** beyond reason. He doesn't want any of the girls to play evidentally. He told me to get lost and Anna to get lost. Of course neither of us would take s**t from a newbie player on the court. Everybody agreed that I was better than him. And everybody knows I play like s**t. Anywayz I called him a ******** and shouted at him for a full minute. And besides I've been there playing ever since the whole crew (Andrew Jarred Steven etc.) stopped playing football and started playing basketball. In fact I was playing football with all of them before that. All the way back to 6th grade. So basically I'm a regular. And he's a n00b.
Also, I made a few assumptions about what my life is going to be like. First I'm going to die single and virgin. Second, my tombstone's gonna have my username on it. Third it's gonna be covered with graffiti. Anywayz that's it.
 pla303 · Tue Apr 26, 2005 @ 03:01am · 0 Comments |
