• Dad, Stop! (A TiK ToK parody inspired by Pewdiepie)

    Wake up in the mornin'
    Feelin' like Irresponsible Dad
    Get on my bike, I'm out the door
    I'm gonna hit this land
    Before I leave, put my son in the seat in the back
    'Cuz when I leave for the day,
    He'll be smeared on the track!

    I'm talkin'
    Harpoon runs to fail at
    Heart donations with awful splats
    Survival falls with jetpacks!

    Quizzes no one's gonna take
    Rope courses that make you ache
    Syncronized dances that could be fake... :'(

    Dad, stop!
    The bike's on top
    And an arrow's up my butt!
    It's not right!
    I see a light...
    And I'm definitely not alright!

    Dad stop!
    This is gonna flop
    But you just don't stop, no

    Oh no, oh no!
    Oh no, oh no!

    Dad, stop!
    The bike's on top
    And an arrow's up my butt!
    It's not right!
    I see a light...
    And I'm definitely not alright!

    Dad, stop!
    This is gonna flop
    But you just don't stop, no

    Oh no, oh no!
    Oh no, oh no!

    Son, why don't you start
    By being quiet this time?
    I told you I don't CARE
    Now shut up while I climb!

    You're gonna stay there
    While I flirt with the wall
    Or maybe even Vespa...
    I'll just invite them all!

    I'll call over
    Santa with his elves and sleigh
    That Fat Lady from Subway
    Or that Old Guy I met one day!

    Let's all throw swords and win
    Fancy scooters for ridin'
    A fancy Vespa for ridin'
    A sexy Vespa for ridin'. wink

    Dad, stop!
    The bike's on top
    And an arrow's up my butt!
    It's not right!
    I see a light...
    And I'm definitely not alright!

    Dad, stop!
    This is gonna flop
    But you just don't stop, no

    Oh no, oh no!
    Oh no, oh no!

    Dad, stop!
    The bike's on top
    And an arrow's up my butt!
    It's not right!
    I see a light...
    And I'm definitely not alright!

    Dad, stop!
    This is gonna flop
    But you just don't stop, no

    Oh no, oh no!
    Oh no, oh no!

    Oh Dad,
    You're riding up,
    You're falling down
    There goes my heart,
    Flying past me!

    My arms are gone,
    And now my head
    Now I'm a fountain
    On a front lawn!

    Oh Dad,
    You're riding up,
    You're falling down
    There goes my heart,
    Flying past me!

    My arms are gone,
    And now my head
    Now I'm a fountain
    On a front lawn!

    My arms are gone
    Now yours are gone
    Yours are gone

    Both our lives stop when you start to bike...

    Dad, stop!
    The bike's on top
    And an arrow's up my butt!
    It's not right!
    I see a light...
    And I'm definitely not alright!

    Dad, stop!
    This is gonna flop
    But you just don't stop, no

    Oh no, oh no!
    Oh no, oh no!
    Dad, stop!
    The bike's on top
    And an arrow's up my butt!
    It's not right!
    I see a light...
    And I'm definitely not alright!

    Dad, stop!
    This is gonna flop
    But you just don't stop, no

    Oh no, oh no!
    Oh no, oh no!

    HEEEELLLLLPPPP!!!!