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Anything with a d**k's
a d**k.
Cocks are meant for blocking,
Boy, I thought you were cute,
And then you started talking
Truth is, your schlong
Ain't that long,
And your beef bayonet
Ain't worth my fishnet
So pack up your trouser snake
and go on home.
Anything with a d**k's
A d**k.
Pork swords, thank the lord
Aren't for me.
Truth is, your Captain Winkie
Ain't got s**t on my pinkie,
So button up little soldier,
And go on home.
Anything with a d**k's
A d**k.
Jackhammers oughta
Hit the slammers,
Frankfurters, come no further
Saddle up baloney pony,
And, boy why don't you go on home
Sir, I mean no disrespect to your lancelot,
But quite frankly there just isn't a lot
You claim rights to a disco stick
But all I see it a glittery toothpick
So put your little prince to bed
Tuck the covers over his head
It's past his bedtime
I've run out of things to rhyme
- by SadistCake |
- Poetry And Lyrics
- | Submitted on 05/23/2010 |
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- Title: LoveRocket
- Artist: SadistCake
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Description:
Ok...
First off; this is something I wrote for a friend who nearly dated a truly terrible human being...
who, through some hilarious twist of fate, had the size of his um...well...appendage announced to the world by a former lover two days prior to me writing this.
Don't take it too seriously. And enjoy. - Date: 05/23/2010
- Tags: loverocket
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Comments (4 Comments)
- SadistCake - 06/12/2010
- its all in good humor
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- The Heal Ring - 06/12/2010
- uhhhhhh... poem about d**k... you slept with the person so much you think about dicks o.o
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- SadistCake - 06/03/2010
- I do hope there are more out there
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- Captain Tris Greep - 06/02/2010
- 5'd smile Very good. Hah Dont see many poems about dicks.. razz
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