• If only I were a scientist
    And conquered planet earth.
    Then I would have no troubles
    That would be merit any worth.

    I’d have mutated minions
    To do all that I please
    And with my ray gun blast
    Away my enemies.

    I’d live up in a castle
    And do my evil deeds
    Of mortal devastation
    And ignore my captives’ pleas.

    I’ll cackle as the world we know
    Is blown to Timbuktu
    I think you should be wary
    My next victim might be you! twisted