• There once was a man from Nantucket.
    Who ate KFC from the bucket.
    _____One day he looked in,
    _____And inside the bin,
    There was nothing there.
    So he starved!


    There once was a wife from Nantucket.
    Whose husband ate KFC from the bucket.
    _____One day she took his chicken,
    _____And Hid it the kitchen,
    Then waited for his hunger to starve him.
    Then she ate it by his coffin!


    There once was a son from Nantucket.
    Who longed to eat KFC from the bucket.
    _____But he feared his mother,
    _____Who he knew killed his father,
    And stuck to her cooking to please her!


    There once was a daughter from Nantucket.
    Who feared KFC in a bucket.
    _____It ruined her family,
    _____Made her mother go crazy,
    And her brother got sick from her cooking!