• This is dreadful
    How can this be?
    You don't know why?
    Can't you see?
    My scale reads
    One ninety-two.
    Oh the horror!
    What did I do?

    How can this be?
    I know it
    The exercise
    I'm so unfit
    And all I do
    Is eat, eat, eat.

    Oh that must be it
    Cuz I did secure
    Fifty-three pounds
    In under a year.

    But I did try
    I try to be active
    I try to be fit
    And I try to live
    As fit as can be
    But you can see
    Of how I fail.
    Look at my scale
    of one ninety-two.
    Wait...
    Are you stepping on it, too?