• Oh how I love thee,
    So let me count the ways:
    One - For fueling
    My dismay.
    Two – For the time I’ve spent
    On you wasting away.

    Third is this reason
    That I love you,
    The reason being I
    Have so many better things to do.
    Four – For my color mood,
    A melancholy, unfortunate shade of blue.

    Five is your unceasing knack
    Of keeping me awake.
    Six is for the hours
    That you selfishly take.
    Seven is me envisioning you
    On the bottom of some lake.

    Eight, for it is almost finished,
    Counting the ways up from one.
    Eight – For your special way
    To become completely undone
    Nine – Special for the irony
    In calling you fun

    Last but not least,
    The greatest of them all,
    Is reason number ten.
    Homework, big or small,
    The reason I love you most
    Is because of that A+ on the wall.