• ~Twilight~

    Bella: I know what you are.
    Your icy cold. You don't sleep or drink..
    How old are you?

    Edward: 50

    Bella: How long have you been 50?

    Edward: Just now.

    Bella: Wait what I thought your a vampire!?

    Edward: What?! Of course not.

    Real Edward: Sorry if I'm late. Hey, who is that?

    Bella: What in the world is going on?

    Edward: I don't know...

    Real Edward: I'm real and I did not now were starting

    Bella: If you are the real Edward, who is that?

    Edward: TURNS INTO MONKEY.

    Real Edward: What the...

    Epic... T crying T


    New Moon

    Jake: He left you here you can't go.

    Bella: But Alice has a Mcdonald's coupon!

    Alice: Yup, I do, with free ice cream

    Jake: Oh.. beats me, better get food.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Italy~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Bella: OMG, Is Edward naked?

    Alice: Is this part of the movie?

    Bella: I think so.

    Edward: Hey! Look at my muscles.

    Bella & Alice: Ew..?

    Vampire People: Come in, dorks.

    Jane: dorks? why can't it be idiots?

    Alice: what are you talking about?

    Director: Cut! You are so weird! XD