• "The Miss" avatar entry

    THE MISS

    "No, no, no. Start over." mumbles Miss Elise Dreadcaster. "Duntin, where are those salamander eggs?!"

    "Very s-s-sorry, miss, I, uh l-l-left them in the ba-ba-box..." stutters Duntin, a furry creature not deserving this slavery.

    "Don't just stand there!!! I need salamander eggs, the potion Wi-na-ko, the DNA vile of a cat, seaweed, and a porcelain crab shell! Now!"

    "Yes, m-m-miss. Right aw-w-way."

    Duntin stumbles to a red chest and opens it up. He places all the ingredients into the box with the salamander eggs and carries them to Miss Dreadcaster.

    "Good. Now hand me two salamander eggs." says the miss.

    He, shaking, hands her the eggs and the miss crack them and drops the still developing salamanders into a jar. She hesitates, takes them out, grinds them up, and then drops the mush into the jar.

    "The wi-na-ko, now!"

    Duntin obeys. The miss pours the potion in the jar and then watches the crushed bodies dissolve. Then the potion starts to froth and Duntin whimpers quietly.

    “DNA of the cat. Get it out of the vile and put it in the jar.”

    He carefully takes the three strands of orange cat hair and drops those in. The jar makes a little poof and then settles.

    “Now take the shell and stuff it with the seaweed. Drop it in fast.”

    The skunk rolls up the seaweed and places it in the crab shell. Then he drops the shell into the jar. All of a sudden, the jar produces a green smoke and Duntin gets thrown to the other side of the cave. He hits a wall and falls down.

    “Good. Now this should work…”

    Miss Dreadcaster takes a sip and gets consumed by the green smoke. When she emerges, she is seen to be a creature unlike any other! Filled with disappointment, the miss yells out a frightening
    “Scrrrrrreeeeeeccchhhh!”