• Tyler and Alex:

    T: So?

    A: s**t, i don't know if we can do it...

    T: Dude shut up, we're almost there.

    (In the distance, they see a lit paved path, winding into the dark, to the left of it, a fountain, beautiful.... flowing quietly for 11 at night. And now trees, spaced on either sides of the path, every 20 feet or so. A forest of doom. Then, even more in the distance, the house. 7000+ sq. ft. Alex shivers)

    A: Should we be doing this?

    T: (looks at Alex) You're such a p***y. Let's go.

    (They sneak around the path, avoiding the light, and coming right up near the fountain.)

    T: Okay, lets move it..

    A: What if he catches us?

    T: Shut up f**, he's like 80, and will be sound asleep even if we were on top of him

    A: (shudders) OK, lets go...

    (They come up to the entrance of the house)

    T: Check his window

    A: No one....

    T: Good. To the comp. room

    (they walk over to the other side of the house. silently open the unlocked door..)

    A: Dumshit left it open

    T: Told you he's old

    (they walk in, looking for cameras...)

    T: (looks back) no cameras. get in here

    A: (walks in, cautiously...) Ok, there's the laptop, and here are some cords and other stuff...

    T: Nice, keep looking for stuff, this is gonna sell great!

    A: better grab all you can, cause this is it

    T: (sneers) i know what i'm doing, asshat, just keep movin, grab all you can.

    (they grab a laptop, and many other useful cords for a computer or two. extra memory, and a Lipton (r) iced tea from the mans fridge.

    T: ok, next...

    A: next?!?! what the f***, i thought we were done!

    T: Nope, it's his room next.....