• ~Zombie outbreak~


    9:00 AM Day 2
    ~Cat~

    Frank: Oh my god whats with all the noise!!!
    Mike: The zombies been banging on the door all morning
    Frank: Zombies? s**t i thought i was dreaming.
    Mike: while you were asleep i smuggled in some pron magazines
    Frank: Nice score!!!!
    Mike: oh yea, and this cat.
    Frank: i didn't want a cat.
    Mike: well its a survivor s. . .
    Frank: a cat is not a survivor its a damn pest!
    Mike: but i named him marshmellow
    Frank: his name is Tom
    Mike: bullshit i found the cat first his name is tom!!!
    Frank: well if you don't want cat stew his name is ******** tom!!!
    Mike: cat stew. . . that was lame
    Frank: your lame!
    Mike: nuh uh!
    Frank: shut up. . .
    *pulls out pistol*
    Frank: now if you want this cat to be alive his name is Tom!!!!
    Mike: thats cold. . .
    Frank: let the cat decide then! who ever he walks to gets to name him!
    Mike: ok
    *drops cat*
    cat: Meow. . .
    *jumps out window*
    Frank: . . .
    *shots cat in teh back of its head*
    Mike: what the ********!
    Frank: it was leaving so i had to stop it!!!

    9:21 AM
    ~Parody till the end~

    *hall way*

    Frank: i wonder why the zombies havn't attacked yet.
    Mike: well look over there.
    *points to the cat getting eaten*
    Frank: oh, told ya killing the cat would distract them.
    Mike: no you didn't you just killed it because it was leaving.
    Frank: in my mind i was thinking the zombies would get it
    Mike: no, no you ******** didn't!
    Frank: fine, oh i gotta take a picture!
    *takes picture*
    Frank: awesome!
    Mike: so why are you here anyways?
    Frank: im gonna be the best photojournalist ever!!!
    Mike: cool. .. most likely we gonna die though.
    Frank: yea, even if the zombies kill us the army will most likely.
    Mike: yea. . .
    *floor cracks and frank falls*
    Frank: Help!
    Mike: Grab my hand.
    *Frank holds onto the edge*
    Frank: damn i can't reach!
    Mike: you have to!
    Frank: i can't!!!!!
    Mike: Frank you can't die. its a parody till the end!!!!!!
    Frank: that was touching. . .
    Mike: yea i was thinking about a speech all last night
    Frank: well that was good.
    *hand slips*
    Frank: Ahhhhh
    Mike: No!!!!!!!!!!!
    * falls into a fruit stand*
    Frank: Ow
    Zombie: ehhhhhhh
    *grabs his arm*
    Frank: holy s**t
    Mike: i got you!!!!!!
    *pulls out a pistol and pulls trigger*
    Mike: it isnt working!!!
    Frank: is safety off!?!?!!?
    *arm is bleeding*
    Mike: how to i turn it off!
    Frank: hit the switch!
    Mike: ok
    *hits switch and fires*
    Frank: What the ******** shoot at him! you shot my other arm!!!!
    Mike: my bad!
    *shots zombie*
    Frank: ewww his blood is on my new shirt.
    Mike: ******** off, i just saved your life.
    Frank: Touche
    Mike: alright. . .

    6:21 PM
    ~Joe The first Coming~

    *in the food court*

    Frank: so what we having for dinner?
    Mike: well i see apples and orange juice.
    Frank: good enough for me. . .
    Mike: Good because thats all you ******** getting *****!
    Frank: wow that was mean
    mike: sorry i usually yell at my wife every day and i didn't yell at anyone so i had to let it out.
    Frank: did your wife come with you here?
    Mike: yea she fell off the ledge into the zombies.
    Frank: i don't think she fell. . .
    Mike: what the ******** that mean!
    Frank: Suicide!!!!!!!!
    Mike: lier!!!!! i kicked her off!
    Frank: wow. . .
    *someone walks over the barricade*
    Joe: you jackass!
    Frank: how are you one body again!!!
    Joe: after i got cut in half i was still alive! i twisted my organs together holding my body in one place!
    Mike: ******** psy-cho!
    *joe has the clowns chainsaw in his hand*
    Joe: and now im gonna kill you!!!!!!!
    Frank: calm down i couldn't save you!
    Joe: yes you ******** could have. You had a Damn RPG. why didn't you shot him when he ran after me!
    Frank: you would have died from the explosion. . .
    Joe: i don't care i still would have know i died from some one trying to save me!!! Now im coming to get you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!