• Me: Our topic today is...ya0i!
    The akatsuki: *trying to escape*
    *Ya0i means gay love- boy to boy. I must type 'ya0i' like this because gaia will censore it in its regular form.
    Me: Geez, guys. I said topic. Not that we were going to do it. Geez. Honestly, I think ya0i couples of the akatsuki is just sick. I mean, the pairing is just disgusting. ...except for one...
    Them: O.O
    Me: Any words before I start my discussion?
    Sasori: I DO NOT LOVE DEIDARA, DAMMIT!!
    Kisame: I'm in love with Itachi-san... *twirls Itachi's hair*
    Itachi: *pushes Kisame out of window* Hn.
    Zetsu: ...who the h3ll am I paired up with?
    Hidan: JASHINDAMMIT!!! BIITCHES, I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH THAT FUUCKING OLD GEEZER!!! IF YOU GIRLS LOVE US SO MUCH, WHY DO YOU PUT US IN GAY FUUCKING PAIRINGS?!
    Akatsuki: True... True...
    Tobi: Mazumi-chan~! What is ya0i~? (yes, his personality is different in this one than 'the random akatsuki' He is straight in this one)
    Me: Uh... 'Ya0i' is a...nother word for lollipop. Yeah, lollipop.
    Tobi: TOBI LIKES YA0I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Deidara: *twitch twitch* O.e
    Me: Okay, I'm assuming all of you are done, so... Here's my opinion: I honestly think HidaKaku is the MOST STOMACH SICKENING COUPLE OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Hidan: D@MN RIGHT!
    Kakuzu: I hate it so much. =.=
    Me: I mean, seriouslly! They hate eachother's slimey guts! There's usually one guy in the two who would like the other guy, but nooooooo! They're like....Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus!
    Hidan: Exac---hey. How do you know my guts are slimey?
    Me: I didn't cut you open in your sleep. <o< >o>
    Hidan: Then what---
    Me: NEXT COUPLE! KisaIta. Okay, let's weigh it out here... We got a guy who's average sized, with a blue fish guy who is extremely large. Won't Mr. Fishy squish Mr. Average in bed? Suck up his whole face? Case closed.
    Itachi: *nods*
    Me: People like DeiTobi y@oi, but I'm not really into it... It just doesn't seem...correct. =o="
    Tobi: Tobi & sempai in a lollipop??? 0A0
    Hidan: Yeah. Both of you guys are sucking eachother...
    Me: *throws Hidan out window* LEAVE HIS INNOCENCE ALONE!!
    Deidara: *twitch twitch*
    Me: But...there's one couple that looks really cute... ;3
    Itachi: What?
    Me: SASODEI~!!!!! 4laugh heart 4laugh heart 4laugh heart 4laugh heart 4laugh heart
    Sasori: *WTF face* WTF?!
    Deidara: What the un?! I thought you liked me, Zumi-chan, un!!
    Me: I do, but you and Danna look so cute together~! 4laugh SO KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *spinning around*
    Hidan: *comes back inside with a camcorder* Muahahhaha!!! YouTube~!
    Sasori: WHY THE H3LL WOULD I BE WITH THAT FUUCKING SHE-MALE?!!!!!!
    Ooooooh. Sasori no danna lost his cool. O.O
    Deidara: I AM NOT A FUUCKING SHE-MALE, DAMMIT, UN!!!!! ATLEAST I GOT A D!CK AND NOT A SPLINTER!!!! (The Random Akatsuki XD)
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.
    They were going back and forth and sh!t. I was getting bored so I whispered something to Hidan & Itachi. I counted up to three, and Itachi and I pushed Deidara & Sasori into eachother...kissing. Hidan had the camcorder in his hand, laughing his sh!t off.
    Due to the fact that I have a dirty, dirty mind, I used my uber-awesome super powers to control their body movement. I made Deidara wrap his arms around Sasori, holding him tight (still lip contact XD). Sasori put his hand up Deidara's shirt...not that he'd find a bra buckle or something...hopefully... So...yeah, us three were laughing our shiits off. Occupied of our laughing, I accidently turned off my uber-awesome super powers and Sasori & Deidara were free. >o<
    Deidara & Sasori: *death glaring at me*
    Me: Why? Would you rather have DeiTobi? SasoIta? Hmmmmmm?
    Deidara & Sasori: *gulp*
    Me: That's it for our short episode for today. I need to go fuak some akatsuki members againts a wall. *drags Deidara to a room* See you soon~!