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its was in ancient greek. the wyvern was attacking killing and the greek gods had no idea or the power to kill the beast. i was walking by zues and he saw a golden halo on top of my head. he rubbed his eyes to see if he actually saw a halo and he did i said" why are you looking at like" then i said " yea i have a horses butt so" then he said your the one. i said "the one what" i said. he said "you have to kill the beast".i said "you must be crazy im a horse human". Zues said "your the only one who can save please". I said "fine, i will do it, but one question" zues said "yes" , "how do you know im the chosen one" i said. zues said "you dont see that halo?" "what halo? am i in heaven? OH NO!!!! IM DEAD!!!!!!!"
" calm down, calm down your not dead" zues said. "THEN EXPLAIN THE HALO YOU SEE!!! ONLY ANGELS AND GODESSES HAVE HALOS AND ANGEL ARE IN HAVEN AND IM NOT A GIRL!!! wait let me check. (2 seconds later) ok IM NOT A GIRL! *wipes sweat off with hoof*.
now your probably wondering "did the centaur go?"
well the answer is YES
when the centaur was on his way he told zues to tell his family he loved them then headed out. talking to himself up olympus mtn.(where the beast is) he said "i think that Zues guy needs to retire" "telling me *mocking* your the chosen one". so when the centaur reached the top of the mtn. he was out of breath then he said " i think *pant* i lost *pant* like * pant* 80 *pant* pounds. so he goes into the lit up cave and says "HELLO" "HELLO". then he see these HUGE red eyes and he pulls out his arrow as fast as he can and shoots and arrow at it. *miss* then he starts running "oh no crazy beast chasing me" when he got down the mountain the beast opened his HUGE mouth and the centaur aims and POW! the arrow hit the huge and nasty throat of the beast and dies.then the centaur goes to Zues and says "i killed it! i killed it!" "GOOD!" said Zues then Zeus said "now we have a fox that you need to kill" and the centaur looked at Zues like this burning_eyes and said "*beep* no i will never *beep* do this AGAIN you understand me" and pulled out his arrow and trys to shoot Zues but before he could Zues zapped him with a 100,000 watt lightning bolt and says "bye"
thank you i hoped you liked it. vote fairly thnx
- by MusicProdiGeee |
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- | Submitted on 05/28/2010 |
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- Title: THE CENTAUR
- Artist: MusicProdiGeee
- Description: this is my 1st story so i hope you like it . i made this up while typing so tell how good i did.this is guarnteed to give you a laugh
- Date: 05/28/2010
- Tags: centaur
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