- Hoshi-Zit ran from the turkey as fast as she could, “No! You’ll never get my cheese-its! NEVER!” she yelled, panting and growing slower and slower every second. “Mwujajajajajaja!! Oh yes, I shall! For have you ever heard of The Fart Slide?” the turkey clucked and gobbled with fierce joy. ‘Oh no! Not The Fart Slide!’ Hoshi-Zit thought, flying in the air to the help of inflating like a balloon, ‘Geez, am I so fat…’ she thought. The turkey brung out his fork and started eating soup with it. “No! My eyes! The horror! The unlawfully use of eating utensils!” Hoshi-Zit yelled panicky, deflating from the sky. “Mwujajajajajajaja!” cackled the turkey, putting the fork and soup away and bringing out a toilet. “No…” gasped Hoshi-Zit, as the turkey wiped it clean, Hoshi then sank down to her knees, letting out the biggest ‘no’ ever heard. Demon-Condom appeared and saw what happened, she then decided to stand up to the turkey. The turkey ripped up and destroyed Demon-Condom’s laptop, “I just wanted to check my messages…Please!” she said depressingly, falling to the ground from the lack of pie, she crawled her way over to Hoshi-Zit, still letting out her record-breaking ‘no’. “I-I’m sorry…” Demon-Condom hoarsely made out, as she fainted. Hoshi-Zit’s ‘no’ grew louder, suddenly turning into a physics-breaking cry, able to be heard out of the galaxy. She finally stopped and fell down, “W-What happened?” Hoshi-Zit was able to make out before breathing her last breath. Will this be the end for Hoshi-Zit and Demon-Condom? Find out in the next chapter.
- by hatofulstar |
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- | Submitted on 07/26/2009 |
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- Title: T.A.O.HZ.A.DC
- Artist: hatofulstar
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The Adventures of Hoshi-Zit and Demon-Condom:
!.Not recommended for those wit no humor or any other serious person.! - Date: 07/26/2009
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