• Captain Byakuya is walking on the sidewalk, but immediately stops to notice that Ichigo has his face implanted on the shop's window, staring at an Ancient Katana. "Ichigo, what are you doing?", asked Byakuya."Oo Ancient Katana" says Ichigo, then quickly looks to the side and notices the shopkeeper with a shotgun! "GET OUTTA MY WINDOW YA STUPID PUNKS" yells the shopkeeper. Ichigo quickly runs away as Byakuya stares blankly until the shopkeeper fires, and only just misses his head, then, Byakuya runs to Ichigo.

    While Ichigo and Byakuya continue running, they encounter a Menos Grande with it's face implanted on Burger King's customer window. "Hm, a Menos.", said Byakuya, while taking out his sword."Dude, that`s a sword?" says Ichigo, "it looks more like a steak knife" and points to the dagger in your hand.Menos is stationary glaring at us, as if we were merely even acknowledging its presence, "Ichigo, be very careful with the words that come out of your mouth.", replied Byakuya. "Ok but you still have a sword problem" said Ichigo, while pulling out Zangetsu. "What the he-" Ichigo is interrupted by the Menos. "IF YOU DON`T BUY, YOU DIE!!!" yells the Menos as it transformed into the shopkeeper.

    "RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!" Yells Ichigo as he quickly uses bankai to get the hell out of there. Menos unleashes a devastating Cero at Byakuya ".................." Byakuya. *closes his eyes* "Bankai........Senbonzakura....Kageyoshi."says Byakuya, as his zanpaku-to falls out of his hands, and into the ground. Meanwhile Ichigo runs towards the shop and stops "...no shopkeeper...no camera...no cops...no alarm...an Ancient Katana...YOINK" says Ichigo as he smashes the window and grabs the Ancient Katana. "BYAKUYA HERE I COME" Ichigo mereges the Ancient Katana with Zangetsu and runs to help Byakuya.

    "Senkei........Senbonzakura.......Kageyoshi...." said Byakuya.
    Infinite swords surround Byakuya as he prepares to strike the Menos Grande until Ichigo runs in and destroys the majority of the swords. "Byakuya, look what I used to break the cage the Menos put you in!" yells Ichigo while swinging Ancient Zangetsu around . " You idiot, I could`ve killed the Menos!" screams Byakuya, "and you didn`t break a cage, you broke my attack!". "HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH" gasped the Menos as he saw the sacred artifact stolen from his window. "YOU DARE STEAL AN ITEM FROM MY SHOP, YOU DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!" threatened the Menos as he charged a devestating doom blast. "SHUT YOUR TRAP DUMBASS!" yelled Ichigo as he shoved Ancient Zangetsu into the Menos` mouth, making the doom blast errupt within his head destroying it.

    "YAY!!!" shouted Byakuya "now we can use the Ancient Katana" Ichigo kicks Byakuya in the face while he was charging at Ichigo for a hug " whaddya meen WE?" asked Ichigo. "It`s mine, I stole it". "But I held the Menos while you stole it" pleaded Byakuya, hoping Ichigo would share the Katana. " I could`ve left it there causing havoc till I came back to destroy it" countered Ichigo. "YOU d**k!" yelled Byakuya as he grabbed the Katana and had a tug-of-war with Ichigo for it, then, out of nowhere appeared the police. "ALL RIGHT WHICH ONE STOLE THE KATANA?" asked a seargant through a megaphone. Ichigo quickly lets go of the Katana and says: "HE DID IT" while Pointing at Byakuya. "You`re going downtown buddy" said the Seargant, "and for your help in framing the criminal here is your reward" says the accompaning lieutenant, handing Ichigo the Katana. "YAY" yelled Ichigo.

    "But who caused all this mess?" asked the Seargant. Byakuya suddenly had a wide grin on his face "HE DID IT" Byakuya dobbed. "Clean it" ordered the lieutenant, handing Ichigo a mop. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Ichigo dropped on his knees. But then he remembered "no civilians...no camera...no cops...no bugs...an Ancient Katana...and a day off school.......ZING" Ichigo disappeared faster than a bullet, leaving the bucket, the mess and the mop behind. He was off to a soul reaper shangrilah...

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